Sumbudy call the paramedics, I think I'm gonna die. That little wite rat is the most flatulent creechur on the planet Erth, and gess hoo gits to sleep with him??? Sumthings just not rite with his innerds. I told him not to do it arownd me, but he never ever lissens to me, even tho I'm older and wizer.

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