Today may have been the second wurst day of my entire life. I finely had it up to heer with the wite rat, becuz he REEEEKS of poop and he eets sloppy so his nose and his face R encrusted with Fancy Feast crusties, and then he wants to kerl up and sleep with me with his poophole prest rite aginst my sensitiv noze. NFW, my frend. I finely sat him down and shode him how to lik himself, like evry self-respecting cat is suposed to, and how to kleen the cat food out of his nose and his eers and stuff. What a freekin pigpen. And it wuz just abowt impossibul to get him to focus on the kleening part becuz he diskovered he cood lik his goodie sak, too, and that's how he spent the rest of the afternoon. Well, at leest I wuz able to git sum rest.

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