Today was wurse than St Patrick's Day becuz the wite rat just abowt wet his pants he wuz so excited about pozing for the Eester card and gitting to ware bunney eers. Well, that's fine with me becuz then I'm not stuk waring the stoopid bunney eers, but he just woodn't shut up abowt how they picked him over me, and how he was looking forward to a career in modeling, and I'm sorry, I just had to lay it on the line 4 him. I sed, Skeezix, yer a big-eared, cross-eyed freek, and the only place you'll git to model for is the Freek Museum. Then I felt bad becuz I cood see I hert his feelings, so I played with him a little bit.

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