Well, there is one card the wite rat wuz born to pose for See for yerself. And the thing of it is, he's too stoopid to know we're making fun of him!!!!! He just thinks it's grate that he gits to ware hats and they tell him how cyoot his is. Sheesh. I feel my own IQ dropping while I'm forced to wallow in this sea of stoopidity.
Thursday, March 31, 2005
About Me
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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