Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Sunday, April 17, 2005

I have HAD IT with that wite rat. He keeps jumping my bones like he's trying to make me his gerlfrend. He even bites me on the nek and GETS HIS WITE RAT SPIT ON MY FUR. I'd be better off having a reel wite rat as a baby bruther. At leest then I cood make a good meel out of him.

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: Name: Mao; Location: Castro Valley, California, US

My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.

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