That wite rat is so stoopid. The Food Lady put down some Fancy Feest beefy bits for us to eet and that idiot wite rat goes, "Mmmm, this is good!" and starts slurping it up and I had to stop him for about the trillionth time and remind him that he can't just eet every single can they open for us, he has to be PICKY and then they'll open more cans and we'll get more to eet. But he's so stoopid, it doesn't sink in. I'm going to go horse telling him theze things over and over and over agin.

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