The little wite rat barfed on my bed agin and it reeked. But he looked a little green around the gills, so I didn't make as much of a fuss as I usually do. After all, he seems to barf in my bed about every other day.
Tuesday, May 03, 2005
About Me
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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