Me and the wite rat have our own bedroom, and we git lokt in thare at nite becuz the wite rat wakes everybody in the howse up with his insessant playing. (I'm like, now yoo no wut I go thru 24 howrs a day!!) Anyway, I helped him brake out this morning becuz last nite he tried to eet a pork chop, and I herd that pork chops R not good for cats, so I thot if I cood help him git down thare B4 the peeple wake up, maybe he'll find a pork chop to eet and he'll haf to spend a few daze at the vet man's, wich wood meen peece and qwiet for me. Well, the stoopid wite rat dint find a pork chop, but he got this yellow stuff all over his little rat noze, and it looked like he got peed on. And it staned his albino wite rat fur so he may look like a peed-on wite rat for the rest of his life. He didn't seem to mind it so much, but I wuz like, "DOOFUS!!! JUST LOOK AT YERSELF!" And he wuz like, "ya, so?" Yoo see wut I meen abowt him not being dignified????

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