The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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OK, I won't make fun of the wite rat posing for pikchurs anymore becuz I wuz forced to today. The good thing was, I got fed lots of Pitr Pats, my very faverit treet. The bad thing is, I'll be the butt of a bunch of Taco Bell Chiwawa jokes. I think I'll hang out indoors for the next coupla months.
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