So last nite, the wite rate jumped up on a shelf in the hallway in the middul of the nite and knocked down a very valuable priceless fotograf that the Food Guy took and its glass broke win it fell and of cors this woke me up frum a very sound sleep and I thot Armageddin had come becuz the crash was so lowd. So I tride to put the feer of gawd into him by explaning that if he didn't stop with his hijinx, he wuz going to be shipped off to an experimentul laboratory. And win I sed it, I hoped a little bit that that wood cum troo, even tho sumtimes he makes a nice warm pillow.

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