The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".
So the wite rat pozed for a fishing foto. At leest fishing is interesting, espeshully win yoo hav a pole so yoo don't git yer poz wet. But win he got thru, he wuz all hyper, and he wuz like, "Mao, will yoo take me fishin'? Huh? Pleez? Pretty Pleez? It was tempting, since I cood probably ditch him in the forist.
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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