Still no food lady. We still git fed, becuz the food man is heer, but I'm still very nervus without her here at home. I'm pritty surtin that one of those big deers that we see in the front yard eeting ag-uh-pan-thus wint nutz and attact her and ate her. The deers are very scary creechurs. Or maybe a skunk disabuld her with thare strong smell, and then ate her. Or the coonz! They are vary vishus and thare always lookin for sumthing to eet. Today, I got a total of 19 howrs of sleep, I wuz so werried. Pleez, food lady, if yer reeeding this, cum home!

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