Sumthing bad happind. The food lady is not heer. The food man goze owt and cums back, but he cums bak withowt her. I wonder if sum scary creechurs ate her. The food man let me and the wite rat sleep with him becuz he cood tell we wer werried. This sitchyooashun makes me nervus. I can't sleep more than 20 howrs a day, I'm so werried. I reely luv the food lady becuz she always treets me like I am dignified. Oh, I hope she cums home soon. I think I'll go owt and hang with Rockey by the sidewok to wate 4 her.

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