YAYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!! The food man brot the food lady home this afternoon. She wuz wut they call woozy, and she hert, and she stayed in the bed mostly, but at leest she didn't git eeten by a wild forest creechur. I curled up in her armpit, wich is my faverit spot, and purrrred 4 like ten howrs strate. I hope she never leeeves agin.
Tuesday, June 28, 2005
About Me
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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