So now the wite rat gits to go outside. Is nuthing sacred? That yoost 2B ware I cood go to escape wite rathood and git sum peece and qwiet while I napped in the bushes. But no more. The food lady and the food man put a noose arownd his nek so he coodn't run away. Too bad. I sugjested that they pull the noose a little titer, but all they heer is "meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow," even win I'm very insistunt that they lissen to me.
Sunday, July 24, 2005
About Me
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- Name: Mao
- Location: Castro Valley, California, US
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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