Rocky and I took down a stoopid labrudor pup who was on the sidewok of our property tonite. Skeezix was watching and he was impressed with our pugilistic abiliteez. Rocky and I make a good teem, so long as I can catch Rocky wen he's not sleeping off a hangover in the gutter, hehe.
Sunday, August 07, 2005
About Me
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- Name: Mao
- Location: Castro Valley, California, US
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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