That stoopid wite rat barfed in my bed. Can it git any worse????????????

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So, for only the millionth time, the wite rat invades my nap time and my personal space and weasels his way into my bed, posishuning his poop-hole right under my EXTREMELY SENSITVE NOSE. Then I wake up after having a nitemare that I crapped my pants (even tho I don't ware pants.) What a truly retched life I leed.

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That wite rat is so stoopid. The Food Lady put down some Fancy Feest beefy bits for us to eet and that idiot wite rat goes, "Mmmm, this is good!" and starts slurping it up and I had to stop him for about the trillionth time and remind him that he can't just eet every single can they open for us, he has to be PICKY and then they'll open more cans and we'll get more to eet. But he's so stoopid, it doesn't sink in. I'm going to go horse telling him theze things over and over and over agin.

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I have HAD IT with that wite rat. He keeps jumping my bones like he's trying to make me his gerlfrend. He even bites me on the nek and GETS HIS WITE RAT SPIT ON MY FUR. I'd be better off having a reel wite rat as a baby bruther. At leest then I cood make a good meel out of him.

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Well, that stoopid wite rat reely did it today. He tried to eet a Bee (which are not good eeting; everyone on the planet noze that), and the Bee stinged him and they had to take him to the vet man. All that rukus reely disturbed my nap time. That stoopid wite rat really is an April Fool.

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