So now the wite rat gits to go outside. Is nuthing sacred? That yoost 2B ware I cood go to escape wite rathood and git sum peece and qwiet while I napped in the bushes. But no more. The food lady and the food man put a noose arownd his nek so he coodn't run away. Too bad. I sugjested that they pull the noose a little titer, but all they heer is "meow meow meow meow MEOW MEOW meow meow," even win I'm very insistunt that they lissen to me.

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So the wite rat fell off the balcony onto the downstares floor. Jeez, what a clumzy doofus. He tried to convince me that he did it on perpus, but he didn't fool me for a second.

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So the wite rat lost control of his bowels agin. There wuz shit evryware, inclooding the wite rat. Will sumwun pleeeeze adopt me so that I don't have to liv with this disaster area any longer????????

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If that wite rat duzn't stop whining abowt how friggin hot it is, I'm going to lite a match and set him on fire and teech him wut hot reely is.

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Here is the wite rat in his railrode outfit. He wuz running thru the howse singing "I been working on the railrode", and it just abowt broke my eerdrumz.

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I'm prowd to be a patriotic Americat, and heer I am waring the red wite and bloo with pride. Yes, I was abul to wangle some Pitr Pats treets for pozing, but I didn't mind becuz I am a patriot. That stoopid wite rat was a-scared of the fireworx. He kept going, "Mao! Mao! I think we're at war! Ouch! My eers hurt frum the noise!" And I was like, "whatdya expect with those stoopid satelite dish ears of yers?"

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Man, that wite rat lade a shitbom in the catbox like yoo woodn't beleeve. Wut hav I dun rong to dezerv this retched existense???

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