The food lady and the food man are gone, and they left me to babysit the stoopid wite rat. And he's just freeking out becuz he thinks sumthing ate them, and he's bugging me to call 9-1-1. What a doofus.
Saturday, October 29, 2005
About Me
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- Name: Mao
- Location: Castro Valley, California, US
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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