So the food lady and the food man left me alone to catsit the wite rat, and as usualy, heez going on and on about how he's afrade a creechur ate them, and can't we go out and look for them, and blah blah blah. The old lady comes and feeds us food at nite and in the morning, but she doesn't cut it up into little bites like we like. I tride to convinse her that it was ok for the wite rat to go outside by himself, even overnite, but she didn't lissen.

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