The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".
The food man took the wite rat out for a wok on the leesh. The wite rat looked like an idiot in that stoopid bloo sweeter with his name on it that is strate out of "Laverne and Shirley." I supervized, as usual, since the wite rat isn't smart enuf to know his way around the outside, even on a leesh. Rocky was sleeping off a hangover in the gutter (like, so wut else is new?)
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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