So, I tot the wite rat how to pry open the back screen door enuf that he cood riggle his skinny little wite rat body outside and run away forever. Unfortunately, the food lady and food man have been vijulant and go running after him and catch him before he can git to the freeway and start hitchhiking his skinny ass away frum here. But I'm payshunt as well as dignified. Give it time.

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