Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Wednesday, May 31, 2006

So the wite rat decides he's a poet and starts riting Skee-kooz, which are Haikus by Skeezix. (As usual, he dint spell it rite.) I've got a Skee-ku for him:
Wite rat reeks of poop.
Stinky poop hole in my face.
Two werds: Cat Diperz.
--- A Haiku by Maobert Nichols
Pritty good, huh??

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