THURSDAY THIRTEEN #5

Thirteen Things That Make Me Happy

I don't always have my kranky pants on. Theeze are the thirteen things that make me happy:

1. Having that area just below my eers (on the face-side of my eers) massajed
2. Nip
3. Gitting to sleep in the Food Lady's armpit
4. Solitude
5. A warm day spent napping in the planter box next to the driveway
6. Sientifik persoots, like inventing Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
7. Sleeping on top of the big compyuter teevee in the offis withowt the wite rat sleeping on top of me.
8. Heeter vents spyooing warm-but-not-furr-sinjing-hot air so I can sit on top of them.
9. The moment the ladey's car pulls up into Rocky's gutter at nite.
10. Pit'r Pats
11. Wysong Dreem Treets
12. A fresh cardbord skracher
13. Not being forst to use the litter box when the wite rat has sprayed his Hershey's Choklit serup poop all over it.

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