Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Sunday, December 24, 2006

The wite rat has bin werking hard on his Krissmiss poem. But I'm alreddy dun with mine. Yoo can sing it if yoo wunt:
Jingle Bells, Skeezix smells, Rocky’s past owt drunk
He made a batch of VDR, and now he reeks of skunk.
Jingle Bells, Skeezix smells, Santa’s on his way,
I shood git lots of gifts becuz I’m purrfikt evry day.


I'm supost to inkerije yoo to drop by the wite rat's blog tomorrow nite for his big fancy Krissmiss storey. He'll wet his pants if yoo don't!

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11 Comments:

At December 24, 2006 6:42 AM, Daisy said...

hahaha! That is a very funny song Mao. I been singin' it all morning.

 
At December 24, 2006 8:46 AM, Gemini said...

I have been writing a song like that too.. but it's about how Cheysuli smells and Georgia laid an egg... :)

Merry Christmas Mao!

 
At December 24, 2006 10:06 AM, Derby said...

HAHAHA. Love the little song.

Merry Christmas to you.

 
At December 24, 2006 10:16 AM, Eric and Flynn said...

Hahaha dat is furry good an furry funny. Merry Chris Mouse.

 
At December 24, 2006 1:33 PM, DaisyMae Maus said...

Uh ... Now your song is stuck in my head! If Rocky's passed out drunk, is he dreamin' of spicy vixens?
DMM

Happy Catmas to all of you (including the Food Lady and Mr. TF!) ...

 
At December 24, 2006 3:56 PM, Kimo & Sabi said...

Hahahaha! Meowy Cat-mas Mao!

 
At December 24, 2006 8:36 PM, Max said...

=snort= that was funny :)

MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!

 
At December 25, 2006 5:03 AM, Ariel said...

Lol..Mao that's a very funny song.

 
At December 25, 2006 7:34 AM, The Meezers said...

HAHAHAHAHA. Merry Chrissmas Mao!

 
At December 25, 2006 5:10 PM, Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

Jiggle bells Lilly Lu smells
She just missed the box

I should get gifts..
cuse i purfect every day

mu shue

 
At December 26, 2006 10:10 AM, Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

that's an excellent song - our Lady's crackin' up.

 

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