Heer's me and the wite rat in owr Trikker Treet owtfits. If yoo clik on the pikchur, yoo can see a bigger verzhun that yoo can also send as a free e-card. It will say yoo need to sign in to send a card, but that's a lie, yoo don't need to.

Happy Halloween!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/heers-me-and-wite-rat-in-owr-trikker.html

MEEZER MONDAY

Heer's a foto of me and Joonyer, sleeping together. Joonyer always lookt like he wuz smiling.

Like Meezers? Hed over to Cheysuli's "My Siamese" site. Evrything yoo need to know abowt the best cat breed in the yooniverse!

More Meezer Munday Meezers:
>> Latte
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/meezer-monday-heers-foto-of-me-and.html

Cats Rool, Dogs Drool


Look at this masterfull display of feline supremisey!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/cats-rool-dogs-drool-look-at-this.html

Heer's the wite rat's biker cap that he got to go with his stoopid bad boy lether jakkit. I look much better in the cap than he duz, bucuz I don't have big albino frootbat ears.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/heers-wite-rats-biker-cap-that-he-got_28.html

FROOTBAT FRIDAY:


I think this wun heer is a dirty gerl frootbat.

Other Frootbat Friday Frootbat Fotos:

>> Luxor (this week he offers 2 frootbats for the price of one!)
>> Kaze
>> The Wite Rat

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/frootbat-friday-i-think-this-wun-heer.html

THURSDAY THIRTEEN #4:

My sleeping spots:

1. On top of the compyooter teevee in the office
2. In my heeted cat bed
3. By the heeter vent downstares
4. By the big sliding glass doors in the spot of sun upstares
5. In the bushes by the side of the driveway
6. On the hood of the man's bloo masheen after he got home frum driving sumware and it's warm
7. Outside the kichen on the bak dek by the berd feeder
8. In the hedge in the frunt yard next to the howse
9. In the bushes of the nayburz yard
10. On the cement patio by the foresty bak yard of the howse next door
11. My sekrit spot ware no one can find me even if they yell for me a lot
12. In the lady's armpit, in the peeple bed
13. At the foot of the peeple bed rite ware the lady puts her feets

POST #493

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/thursday-thirteen-4my-sleeping-spotson.html

WIDEBODY WEDNESDAY

On Wednesdays I'm gonna start posting fat cat fotos for yer amyuzemint. This is a widebody vyoo of Joonyer:


Joonyer was my best frend EVER until he wint away and the wite rat came to liv with us. Heer he's showing off his magnifisent belly. He's in owr cat solareeyum, wich was vary nice -- it's a big window box that had a heeting pad to keep us toastey, and it made a nice obzervayshun point frum wich we cood keep tabs on evrything going on owtside. Unforchewnitly, we don't have the rite kind of windows in the howse we live in now for the solareeyum, so it's in storije.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/widebody-wednesday-on-wednesdays-im.html

MEEZER MONDAY

Heer I am in my cowboy hat. The man calls me "Maoboy the Cowboy" win I ware this hat.

More Meezer Munday Meezers:

>> Cheysuli
>> Latte
>> Junior Babee

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/meezer-monday-heer-i-am-in-my-cowboy.html

FROOTBAT FRIDAY

Time for anuther grotesk frootbat cat foto:

Other frootbats:

>> Kaze
>> Luxor
>> The Wite Rat

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/frootbat-friday-time-for-anuther.html

THURSDAY THIRTEEN #3:

Thirteen ways yoo can tell I'm a Meezer:

1. The Voice
2. The baby bloo eyes
3. Supeeryer Intelliginse
4. Extensiv Vokabyoolery
5. Expresiv and varied vokalizayshuns
6. Crost eyes
7. Kink in my tale
8. I'm devoted to my peeple and hate evrywun else
9. Intolerense of lesser life forms like Frootbat baby bruthers
10. I like to pleeze my hyoomans. Like, I'll dress up for them and do triks for them even tho I think doing so is stoopid and undignifide.
11. I am territorial: do NOT step foot in my yard, or yer ded meet.
12. Warever the peeple are, that's ware I hang owt. I don't like hanging with the other stoopid cats in the howse; I wanna hang with the peeple.
13. I don't take no fer an anser

LINKS to Other Thursday Thirteens!

1. Merlin's Mom
2. Cheysuli
3. Eclair
4. Kukka Marie
5. The wite rat

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The Amazing Somersault Cat

I can do a lot of triks -- sit, shake, speek, high-five, get-in-the-stoopid-box --- but this is a noo trik I just gotta lern. Do any of yoo know how to do this?

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/amazing-somersault-cat-i-can-do-lot-of.html

MEEZER MUNDAY

This is anuther pikchur of me an Joonyer. Joonyer was a klown, even win he wuzn't trying to be funny. In this pikchur, he wuz sownd asleep. I'm holding him down so he won't fall owt of bed.

More Meezer Munday Meezers:

>> Cheysuli
>> Latte
>> Junior Babee

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/meezer-munday-cheysuli-latte-junior.html

FROOTBAT FRIDAY

Heer's my entry for Frootbat Friday:

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/frootbat-friday-heers-my-entry-for.html

THURSDAY THIRTEEN #2:

Here are the thirteen things I hate abowt Halloween:

1. Having to poze waring a stoopid kostoom
2. Small peepul ringing owr doorbell over and over and over agin.
3. Small peepul screeming win we open the door after they've rung the doorbell over and over and over agin.
4. All the attenshun that's pade to blak cats. No offense Grr, Midnight, Cocoa, Eclair, HOT(m)BC and all yoo uther blackies, but wood it kill Halloween to give meezers a chance????
5. Lissening to the wite rat go on and on and on abowt Kismet's grate Elvis Costoom.
6. Lissening to the wite rat beg the Food Lady to git him an Elvis Costoom. And a Hugh Hefner robe wile she's at it.
7. Lissening to the wite rat praktikly wet his pants with iksitemint evry time sumwun submits a new entry to his costoom contest.
8. Having the wite rat interupt my nap like evry ten secunds to ask me whut he shood put in the trik-or-treet bags he's sending to his stoopid stroler frends in the Super Stroler Catster Groop.
9. Lissening the to wite rat wine abowt how HE wunts to be Batman insted of Robin, win evrywun knows that Robin is a runt-boy, and I'm no runt, so I have to be Batman.
10. Having the wite rat interupt my nap to ask how I think his kostoom looks. (anser: STOOPID!)
11. Lissening to the wite rat ask the Food Lady a sqwillyun times if he can go owt trikker treeting in his stroler.
12. Having the wite rat interupt my nap so he can show me the grate trofeez and ribbins he bot for the prize-winners in his Halloween Costoom Kontest.
13. Having to watch clooliss cats suffer the indigniteez of costoom-waring for the wite rat's stoopid kontest, espeshully Nitro, hoo --- hate to brake it to yoo, dood --- will undowtedly win the prize for the stoopidest ideeyu for a costoom, wich was to dress as the wite rat. I meen, Nitro isn't even WITE! (Good job on the ears, tho.)

LINKS to Other Thursday Thirteens!

1. Merlin's Mom
2. Cheysuli
3. Eclair
4. Kukka Marie
5. The wite rat
   

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Does this costoom make me look fat? I tride on my Halloween costoom so the lady cood alter it (wich duzn't make sense becuz it duzn't have a goodie sak; I chekt), and I dunno, it just duzn't seem to look as good on me as it did on Adam West. I meen, aren't tites supost to be tite? The lady is taking it in and shortning the legs, but I dunno, I think she has a lotta werk to do on this one.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/does-this-costoom-make-me-look-fat-i.html

It's MEEZER MONDAY! (Sammy, Miles, Latte and all yoo other meezers, feel free to jump in!) This is sumthing I invented myself to show the wite rat whut reely HANSUM cats look like. The wite rat started doing this stoopid Frootbat Friday thing after his frooty frootbat frend Kaze the Cat invented it, and of korse, he idulizes Kaze and will do evrything she sez. (To wich I can only say, OH BRUTHER! Why doesn't he just go to live with Kaze, then?) So I started Meezer Monday. Sumwun else is doing Tortie Toozday, and frankly, I don't care abowt them. Look at my meezer fotos.....

I am going to pull the best of my Simeeze Twin fotos frum my foto vawlt for the ferst few Meezer Mondays becuz I think yoo'll injoy them. This is me and my best frend in the yooniverse, Joonyer. Joonyer was my bruther, but we were frum diffrint litters. Win Joonyer wint away, I wuz very deprest, and the peeple cride and cride. Joonyer and I were like YIN and YANG. I am not imberrusst to say that I luvd him. So after he wint away, the lady brot home the wite rat. The wite rat is okay, but he's no Joonyer. As yoo can see, Joonyer was very good looking, and he had good hare, and he wuzn't a skinny runt and altho yoo can't tell it frum the fotos, he did not REEK of poop. And he had good hi-jeeen, wich meens he didn't walk arownd all the time with Fancy Feest on his noze.

So, in case yer blind and can't tell, I'm the one on the left, and Joonyer's on the rite:




Have yoo ever seen a more hansum set of cats in yer life??

MORE MEEZER MONDAY FOTOS:

>> Latte
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/its-meezer-monday-sammy-miles-latte.html

Frum my soon-to-be bestselling book, "100 USES FOR A WITE RAT," heer's the ferst use: PILLOE:

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/frum-my-soon-to-be-bestselling-book.html

So do yoo need any further proof that the wite rat is a sissy boy? Heer, he's waring one of the stoopid sissy swetters he got for his berthday. This is not a manly big man cat look. It is a sissy panty waist mamma's boy look. WWKW?* Not a froofy pink swetter!
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* Whut wood Kismet ware?

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/so-do-yoo-need-any-further-proof-that.html

Heer's the thing abowt me sukking my toenales.....

Win I groom myself (I'm fastideeyus --- NOT a mess, like the wite rat), I make vary shoor that my back toes are kleen (wich I hasten to add, the wite rat DEFINITLY duz not do win he groomz himself) , wich I akomplish by sukking and pulling my toes and my toenales until I've sukked them kleen. The lady has sed that I'm the only cat she's ever seen do this ixcept for my Uncle Mao. Maybe it's whut yoo call a famly trate. I'm shoor the stoopid wite rat will sumday make a moovey of it, and it will be just as stoopid and boring as all of his other mooveys.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/heers-thing-abowt-me-sukking-my_06.html

THURSDAY THIRTEEN #1:

The wite rat rote 13 things he duz evry day. So heer's MY verzhun:

1. Sleep in the lady's rite armpit.
2. Eet Fancy Feest Grilled Beef in Gravy.
3. Tell the wite rat to qwit bugging me.
4. Find a nap spot ware the wite rat won't bug me.
5. Vocalize.
6. Beg and do triks for Greenies or Pit'r Pats.
7. Tell the wite rat to qwit bugging me.
8. Put off blogging until the next day.
9. Yowl to go owtside.
10. Sleep in frunt yard.
11. Tell the wite rat to qwit bugging me.
12. Sleep on compyuter teevee.
13. Suk my toenales.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/thursday-thirteen-1-wite-rat-rote-13.html

Hoo, boy. I'm dubble-grownded now. Last nite, I was pist that the food lady wood not let me outside to do my bizniss even tho I HAD TO GO!!!! And even tho they'd just kleend all the litter boxes, they still reek frum the wite rat even without thare being poop inside. I need to do my bizniss outside. So I screemd at the top of my lungs for a long long time, wich uzhually werks, but it didn't last nite.

So win I'm in theze sitchewayshuns, I always ask myself, "WWKD?*" That wuz a tuff qweschun becuz I was lockt upstares, and the cowch I shood pee on is downstares. So I improvized. Kismet wood be prowd. I wint strate to the food ladey's camra bag, the wun that she has all of her ixpensive camra eqwipmint in, and I bravely lookt her strate in the eye and peed all over her camra bag. Well, all hell broke loose, and she yeld at me and then the food man told her not to yell becuz cats don't know whut thare doing is rong (he is SOOOOO KLOOLISS), and then she lockt me in the bathroom for a wile and gave me a time owt wich was like, BIG WOOP.

But since I was alreddy grownded for the rest of my life, whut's the werst that cood happen?

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* Whut wood Kismet do?

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/10/hoo-boy.html