So Rocky is bak home. He shode up with an Andorian antena implant, but he can't wiggul them the way Andorians do. Boy, he hogged ALL the attenshun last nite. AND he slept in the peepul bed AND the wite rat slept in the peepul bed, too, wich ment I didn't git my choice of primo spots. Wich all ment that I got NO ATTENSHUN AT ALL. Wich is rong in so many ways, sinse I'm the King Kat in my domane. And sinse they had to pay anuther $500 to make Rocky better and have antlers put on him, that's gonna kut into the cat treet fund, I just know it. Did I menshun my life suks?

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/so-rocky-is-bak-home.html

MEEZER MUNDAY

Heer's my meezer munday foto. I'm being intervyood by a stoopid dawg.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/meezer-munday-heers-my-meezer-munday.html

UH OH.

This morning, the lady and man took Rocky away in the kardbord prizzin box and he didn't come bak. And I don't think he wint on a rode trip like Skeezix did. If we start gitting orders for Mao and Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt, whut am I gonna do? And Rocky's like my bud! We have an understanding. He lissins win I go on and on abowt whut a pane the wite rat is. This werries me.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/uh-oh.html

This may be my vary last blog entrey, EVER, becuz I am in big trubbul.

I was abul to exekyoot my plan flawlessly. I snuk owt the door win the old ladey wuzn't looking and ran away just to show the peepul that I hate hate hate it win they go away. And I wuz kinda missing the wite rat. It was cold not having anywun to sleep with or make fun of, and I was lonely. Rocky is as ixsiting to hang with as that bench he always sits on. So I ran away and I stade away. Win the food lady and man got home and they coodn't find me, they walked arownd the nayberhood calling my name. Win they call my name I always answer. And frum my vantij point, I cood see them wandering up and down evry street. So win they sed, "MAO" I sed "MAO." And the ladey figyurd owt whut direkshun I was in and she called the man, and figyurd owt whut howse I was by, and they lookt in the yard and didn't see me, and they kept calling and they coodn't find me becuz I WAS ON THE ROOF! It was vary funny seeing thare pathetik attempts to find ware I was even tho I was yowling at the top of my lungs.

Finely, my ladey sed, "It sownds like he's on the roof," and they bakt up acrost the street to git a vyoo of the roof and they finely saw me. So the lady boosted the man on top of a fense so that he cood try to grab me, but I tawnted them a bit by gitting abowt a sentimeter frum ware he cood grab me, and then I'd moove away. After a long time doing that, I finely let him ketch me, and he lowerd me into the ladey's arms, and they walked the long way home with me. I was happy to see them, so I was purring, and they were happy to see me even tho they were not vary happy that I ran away. Then win I got home, I saw the wite rat -- and beeleeve it or not, I was happy to see him. He was happy to see me, but he was reely flaked owt. I lade down on top of him and groomd him and we've bin side by side ever sinse.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/this-may-be-my-vary-last-blog-entrey.html

MY BEST THANKSGIVING EVER

Ixsept for the fakt that I don't like that old ladey hoo comes to feed us, this was a vary good day. The wite rat is gone! I think the food lady and man took him to liv with Perl in Bakersfeeld. Perl is a cat hoo used to live with me, but now she lives with owr Ant Joanne. The wite rat was all ixsited abowt gitting to go on a rode trip, but ha ha had, I think the joke will be on him, and once agin, I will be king of the howse. I don't like it win the food lady is gon becuz I don't have a warm armpit to sleep in and did I menshun the old lady duzn't do a vary good job of feeding us. She just slops the food on the plate without thinking abowt prezintayshun. I'm thinking of running away until the peepul git bak. That'll show em. But it's nice and qwiet without the wite rat bugging me evry 2 minits.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/my-best-thanksgiving-ever-ixsept-for.html

I'm grownded agin. Like whut else is new. Win food lady came home tonite, she saw me down at the bottum of the hill wich is far away frum owr yard. She had to git owt of her car, chase me down and drag me owt frum under sumbuddies big truk. Then she put me in the car and I had to ride in it home. I hate riding in the car, and I yowled at the top of my lungs the entire 47 secunds it took us to git bak to owr howse. I don't know whut the big deel is. I needed my space and I don't have enuf terrytorey.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/im-grownded-agin.html

Heer's my Thanksgiving card. That's the wite rat drest up like a gerl pilgrim. I'm the one hoo looks like the Qwayker Otes guy.


Yoo can send this as an ecard. Happy Turkey day.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/heers-my-thanksgiving-card.html

WIDEBODY WEDNESDAY
Heer's my widebody pikchur of Joonyer. He was full-figyured frum the time he was a kittin. In this pikchur, he was sitting in his faverit spot: in the middle of a bed of catmint. The Food Lady called him, "Our littul Booda."

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/widebody-wednesday-heers-my-widebody.html

MEEZER MONDAY!

For this Meezer Monday, I want to spotlite sum Meezers hoo arnt lukkey like me to have a wunderful luvving home. They were saved frum the sausage faktery by Pasifik Siameze Reskue, and they reely need homes!


This is KIANA. She has 4 babies. "She and her babies were dumped at a shelter and would have been all euthanized because the babies were not weaned."




KALA -- One of Kiana's kittens. A bundul of enerjey. Kala also has three siblings hoo need homes.




This is LING. She has purrfikt points, is very sweet, loves to purr win yoo pik her up.




MARCUS - Gorjus Lynx point. Gets along with evrywun, inclooding dawgs. Fun and byootiful.




SPRITE - "Will sing for food!!!"




TSUKI -- Fownd trapped in a mobul home park. In a word, adorubul.



Theeze and many more are ready for adopshun thru Pasifik Simeeze Rescue. And thare are Siamese rescue groops elseware, too:

>> Vizit Pacific Siamese Rescue (Northern CA)

>> Southern California Siamese Rescue

>> Virginia Siamese Rescue

>> Rocky Mao-ntain Siamese Rescue

>> Texas Siamese Rescue



More Meezer Munday Meezers:
>> Latte
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/meezer-monday-for-this-meezer-monday-i.html

Mom Likes Me Best!!!!!

The lady rote a Tail of Devotion to me for the wite rat's stoopid kontest. Unforchewnitly, since I happen to live in the same stoopid howse as the wite rat, it's not elijibul for voting, otherwise I'm shur it wood win. Reed her Tale of Devotion to me rite now.

Yoo can still enter. Late entreez git on the ballut late, but yoo can still submit an entrey.

Yoo can rejister to vote heer.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/my-mom-likes-me-best-lady-rote-tail-of.html

FROOTBAT FRIDAY

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/frootbat-friday.html

Heer's a pikchur of me and Joonyer and the food man. He wood always carrey us arownd the howse like this, wich I'm shur hert his bak a littul bit becuz Joonyer was kind of a porker. He also gave us piggybak rides, but he cood only do that one at a time. A piggybak ride is ware I ride on his bak insted of his frunt, and I put my arms arownd his nek and he givs me a ride.

And on this Meezer Munday, pleeze remember my frend Mika in yer prayers. Mika is at the vet's with a mistery alemint, and they've got a trach toob in him so he can breethe, and the prognosis is dizmal. UPDATE: Vary sad nooz. Mika past away this afternoon. We're all crying. It's vary sad. He was a grate cat, and he was the same age as the wite rat: yung. Pleeze remember his famly in yer prayers becuz they are vary vary sad. Drop by his Catster page to pay tribyoot and watch a videeyo of him. We will miss yoo, Mika.

More Meezer Munday Meezers:
>> Latte
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/heers-pikchur-of-me-and-joonyer-and.html

FROOTBAT FRIDAY


Other Frootbat Friday Frootbat Fotos:

>> Luxor
>> Kaze
>> The Wite Rat

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/frootbat-friday-other-frootbat-friday_10.html

MEEZER MONDAY

We used to have this fake furry blankit thing to nap on, and the Food Lady took lots of pikchurs of me and Joonyer sleeping on it.

More Meezer Munday Meezers:
>> Latte
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/meezer-monday-we-used-to-have-this.html

FROOTBAT FRIDAY



Other Frootbat Friday Frootbat Fotos:

>> Luxor
>> Kaze
>> The Wite Rat

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/frootbat-friday-other-frootbat-friday.html

THURSDAY THIRTEEN #5

Thirteen Things That Make Me Happy

I don't always have my kranky pants on. Theeze are the thirteen things that make me happy:

1. Having that area just below my eers (on the face-side of my eers) massajed
2. Nip
3. Gitting to sleep in the Food Lady's armpit
4. Solitude
5. A warm day spent napping in the planter box next to the driveway
6. Sientifik persoots, like inventing Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
7. Sleeping on top of the big compyuter teevee in the offis withowt the wite rat sleeping on top of me.
8. Heeter vents spyooing warm-but-not-furr-sinjing-hot air so I can sit on top of them.
9. The moment the ladey's car pulls up into Rocky's gutter at nite.
10. Pit'r Pats
11. Wysong Dreem Treets
12. A fresh cardbord skracher
13. Not being forst to use the litter box when the wite rat has sprayed his Hershey's Choklit serup poop all over it.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/11/thursday-thirteen-5-thirteen-things.html