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FROOTBAT FRIDAY

Well, I got in trubbul frum the Food Lady for not being vary nice in my comments abowt frootbat fotos I postid, so I had to promiss to be nice if I ever wunted to partisipate in Frootbat Friday agin. (Akshully, I woodn't have gottin in trubbul if Skeezix hadn't ratted me owt.) So I caved to the presshur and apologize if I hert Daisy's or Dragonhart's or any other frootbat's feelings. After all, yoo can't help it if yoo look the way yoo do. So heer's this week's Frootbat Friday foto. This one's name is Boney Maroney. I kid yoo not Hot(M)BC.


As yoo can see, he is a magnifisint frootbat spesimin. He ways 17 pownds. That's a lot of frootbat. He's in Florida, and he's adoptubul.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/frootbat-friday-well-i-got-in-trubbul.html

HAPPY KWANZAA!

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MEEZER MUNDAY

This is an arkive foto of me and Joonyer. Mr Tasty Face took it.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/meezer-munday-this-is-arkive-foto-of-me.html

The wite rat has bin werking hard on his Krissmiss poem. But I'm alreddy dun with mine. Yoo can sing it if yoo wunt:

Jingle Bells, Skeezix smells, Rocky’s past owt drunk
He made a batch of VDR, and now he reeks of skunk.
Jingle Bells, Skeezix smells, Santa’s on his way,
I shood git lots of gifts becuz I’m purrfikt evry day.

I'm supost to inkerije yoo to drop by the wite rat's blog tomorrow nite for his big fancy Krissmiss storey. He'll wet his pants if yoo don't!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/wite-rat-has-bin-werking-hard-on-his.html

FROOTBAT FRIDAY

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MEEZER MUNDAY

This is a pikchur of me frum abowt 2 yeers ago. The growth on my bak is the wite rat. I know most of yoo think I'm joking, that it's akshully a reel rat vermin, whut with the pointy littul pink rat noze and all, but I can ashur yoo that it is Skeezix. This is beefore he started waring those frooty pink clothes.

More Meezers:

>> Latte
>> Kimo
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/meezer-munday-this-is-pikchur-of-me.html

Mrs Tasty Face

So the wite rat is always going on and on abowt how tasty the food dood's face is, so last nite I gave it a shot. I wood NEVER lik the food dood's face, since that's not the side my bred is butterd on, if yoo git my drift, but I thot I'd test drive the food ladey's face insted. I'm not ashaymd to say I luv her. So last nite in the middul of the nite, I wint to town likking her face -- ferst one side and then the other. And since it waked her up, she tride to git me to stop, and I wood stop for a wile, and then win she started making that train sownd owt of her mowth agin, I started likking her face agin. Wich wood wake her up and she'd tell me to stop. And this sykul wint on all nite. I've gottta admit, the wite rat was rite: the peepul faces are reely tasty! I can't beeleeve it took me ten and a haff yeers to find this owt!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/mrs-tasty-face-so-wite-rat-is-always.html

HAPPY HANUKKAH!

This is my "Gefilte Fish? Um, no, I haven't seen the Gefilte Fish" card. Yoo can send as an ecard by klikking heer. NOTE: It will prompt yoo to sine in, but that's a trik. Yoo don't need to sine in or be a member to send a card.

In case yoo were wundering, the food ladey has grownded me from posting grow-tesk Frooty Frootbat fotos on Fridays becuz she sez it mite hert Dragonheart's feelings, and we like Dragonheart.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/happy-hanukkah-this-is-my-gefilte-fish.html

TUMMY TOOZDAY


Heer's a pikchur of Joonyer, hoo I still miss a lot. He lade on his bak a lot, showing his tummy. The Food Lady used to love to kiss his belly win he did that.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/tummy-toozday-heers-pikchur-of-joonyer.html

PROBLIM LEEVING COMMENTS?

We think we've figyurd owt how to git arownd the Blogger bug that duzn't let sum of yoo leeve comments. Sine owt of blogger ferst, by clikking the SIGN OUT link in the brown bar in the top right corner of this screen. Then return to comments -- rite yer comment and sine in to blogger below it.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/problim-leeving-comments-we-think-weve.html

MEEZER MUNDAY

Yes ladeez, I know I look HOT in this foto, but it duz not begin to konvay how truly undignifide and hyoomiliyatid I felt, and HOW MUCH I FREEKIN HATED WARING THIS FAIRY OWTFIT!!!!! Yoo can barely see it, but the wite rat lended me wun of his speshul fancy collars -- this is the pink "bow" collar with the dimunds on it. It was hard to pik owt wich sissy collar to ware becuz thare all so sissy: 1) His pink perl collar from Rosie and Cheeseballs (a littul tite on me) and 2) his pink tinkerbell collar frum Rue Rue with the fether boa fethers, were also kontenders. But the wite rat thot the dimunds wood werk best aginst the satin and fethers on the robe. (No, Jeter Harris, the Yankee's cap wuz never an opshun.)

Then we added a cuppul of the wite rat's pink fether boas frum his boa kollekshun to make it a reel boodwahr foto.

For thoze of yoo hoo don't know whut this is all abowt, this ansers a challinje frum Grr, Midnight and Cocoa's warped lady hoo will donate $10 to Libby Marie's vet bills fund (in the form of a candle for Joonyer) if I pozed in the wite rat's pink bathrobe. Trubbul was, I coodn't fit into it, so I had to order one in my size. But it's ixzaktly the same stile: stoopid. Then Missy and KC matched the challinje. Then Merlin, Shadow and Ko Ko matched the challinje (and I'd like it to go to Libby). Then Grr, Midnight and Cocoa upped thare challinje to inklood donayshuns to Oreo, Brandi and Danielle. And Latte offerd to donayte $10 to Simeeze Reskyoo (just don't tell them I did this!)

So, even tho I HATED it, it erned:

• $30 for Libby Marie
• $10 to Oreo's Mom
• $10 to Brandi's Mom
• $10 to Danielle (hooz helping one of the Rode Ilund kittins git to Florida)
• $10 to Simeeze Reskyoo

If yoo wunt to donayte to Libby's vet bill fund, send yer munney to Abby @ P.O. Box 542 Wellston, Ohio 45692, and let me know in the comments and I'll add yoo to the list. It's reely hard to looze sumwun like Libby and then be staring at big vet bills, so even tho Libby's gone, she still needs owr help!

And, I am shipping this stoopid bathrobe off to Kismet, ware he has bin challenjed to do the same, for wich my Food Lady will donate $20 to Kitty Care (ware Kismet fownd his ladey), as well as $10 eech to Oreo, Brandi and Libby Marie. IF YOO WUNT TO DONAYTE TO KISMET'S CHALLINJE, LET HIM KNOW.

AND, she'll have Kismet ship it bak --- we're going to have the wite rat okshun it off on his blog for charitubul kawzes. (Maybe sum of yoo in Rocky's harem wood like to own this peese of catblogging histery.)

THOZE OF YOO HOO CHALLENJED ME: I'll send yoo an autograft print!

More Meezer Munday Meezers:
>> Latte
>> Kimo
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/meezer-munday-yes-i-know-i-look-hot-in.html

CHUNKS

I was thinking a lot abowt Kismet today becuz I'm pozing this weekend for a fund-razing boodwahr challinje foto in a pink frilly robe, and then I'll send off the froofy pink robe to Kismet so he can poze for one. Anyway, I was thinking of Kismet and I wunted to pee on sumthing, and then I thot of sumthing better: I kood BLOW CHUNKS! So I did! And I shood git extra points for this one becuz I got it all over the compyooter wires and the USB holes AND it soked a warruntey kard! I'm dancing a happy danse at being so klevver. And win the ladey saw it, yoo'd a thot it wuz Saterday nite - she kept going, "OH. MY. GAWD. OH. MY. GAWD!!!" and she was kinda mowning. As yoo mite have gest, it wuz her compyooter stuff that got the chunks treetmint.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/chunks-i-was-thinking-lot-abowt-kismet.html

FROOTBAT FRIDAY


This one is being returnd.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/frootbat-friday-this-one-is-being.html

I took a stoopid crappy krissmiss qwiz:

WHUT KIND OF CRAPPY KRISSMISS GIFT ARE YOO?

You Are a Fruitcake!

You taste like nothing else in this world.And get ready, you're about to get tossed!

What Crappy Christmas Gift Are You?

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/i-took-stoopid-crappy-krissmiss-qwiz.html

CHALLINJE UPDATE

I have purchist anuther froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe to ware for the challinje. I pade a bunch extra so that the man in the bloo shorts wood drive reel fast to git it heer sooner. So it shood be heer in a few days and I'll have the food ladey take the boodwahr foto then.

But sinse I pade all that munney for a froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe that I'll only ware wunse, I was trying to figyur owt whut to do with it wunse the pikchur is taken. Then it occurd to me: Skeezy's frend Kismet wood look GRATE waring that froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe. So, I have challenjd Kismet to poze for a foto in it.

If he aksepts the challinge, I will ship him the stoopid froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe and he can have his pikchur taken in it (if the camra he peed on is fixed by then). If he has the foto taken, I will donayte the following:

• $20 to kittykind.org (or the animul reskyoo groop of Kismet's choozing)
• $10 to Brandi's mom
• $10 to Oreo's mom
• $10 to Libby Marie for vet bills.

I offishully throw down the gawntlitt to yoo, Kismet. It takes a BIG big man cat to ware a stoopid froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/challinje-update-i-have-purchist.html

Heer's the Deel.....

A number of yoo have ganged up and challinjd me to ware the wite rat's froofy pink boodwahr bathrobe and pink boa and poze for a pikchur in it, with proseeds to go to vareeyus do-gooder cawzes. Problim is, the wite rat is a teeny weenie (emfasis on the weenie) RUNT and his sissy pink costooms don't fit me. The bathrobe duzn't even come close - I can't git in it. He ways 7 pownds, and I way 15 pownds.

But I wunt to be a good guy, soo....

Heer's the deel. The food lady has agreed to by ME a pink satin bathrobe to ware ixzaktly wunse and I will poze for a foto in it, and I'll even do a boodwahr poze deezined to give evrywun urjes. Will that satisfy yer challinge? It will be just as hyoomiliayting as waring the wite rat's, but at leest it won't be like draping a pink hanky acrost my bak.

If yoo don't beeleeve me, heer I am, and the end of the robe only goze up to the middle of my bak:

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/heers-deel.html

MEEZER MUNDAY
Heer's a meezer pile for yoo. It's whut my lady wood call all "a**es and elboze". That's the wite rat with me. We're on top of the compyuter teevee ware it's warm.

More Meezer Munday Meezers:
>> Latte
>> Kimo the Dancin' Masheen
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/meezer-munday-heers-meezer-pile-for-yoo.html

The wite rat has this frend Jeter Harris hoo sent him a Yankee cap and a catnip sigar and other good stuff for his berthday. The wite rat is always going, "Jeter Harris this..." and "Jeter Harris that...". Sheesh. The wite rat lended the cap to Rocky becuz Rock was a littul self-conshus with thoze stoopid horn implants. Then win I saw how good and manly it lookt on Rocky, I borrode it and got my pikchur taken.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2006/12/wite-rat-has-this-frend-jeter-harris.html

FROOTBAT FRIDAY

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