Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Monday, January 15, 2007

FUND-RAZING AUCTION HAS ENDED!!!!

HIGH BID: $150 frum Merlin and the Poiland Tribe!
Donayshuns still being aksepted --- see deetales below on whut yoo can git with yer donayshun!

UPDATE! Bidding too high for yoo? Yoo can still pledge a donayshun in the comments feeld, and I'll send yoo the Paypal info. The ferst five donayshuns of $30 or more will git a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt (not sold in stores). Anywun hoo pledges $100 or more will git a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt and thare choice of eether a Skeezix the Cat 2007 Wall Kalinder or a majik morfing Skeezix mug.

UPDATE! The wite rat will donate a majik morfing Skeezix Mug to the high bidder!

So, the high bidder gits the following:

  • Sissy Pink Robe with Kismet, Mao and Rocky's smell on it
  • A can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
  • A majik morfing Skeezix mug
  • An awtografft pikchur of my boodwahr shot

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Most of yoo know that Brandi's mom's unemploymint runs owt this munth: and after that, NUTHING! Things are vary scary for them. So, as promist, I am going to auction off my sissy pink satin boodwahr robe and give the proseeds to Brandi's mom. This is the vary same fame-us robe that I pozed in for a challinge, and then Kismet pozed in for a challinge. This byootiful robe is a medium size, and IT HAS BOTH MY SMELL and KISMET'S SMELL on it, Ladeez!!!!

And me and Rocky have agreed to donate a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt to the highest bidder!

The robe is pink satin with a comfy terry lining and it's trimmed in furry stuff. It has a modesty tie arownd the waste. Yoo can reed all the deetales of this robe by klikking heer.

TERMS OF THE AUCTION:

  • Bids will be aksepted ONLY in the comments feeld of this post.
  • Bids will be aksepted until midnite PST on JANUARY 15th.
  • Minimum bid: $10
  • Payment will only be aksepted by Paypal, since time is of the essinse.

HOW TO BID:

  • Enter yer bid in the comments for this post. MAKE SURE YOO ADD A LINK TO YER BLOG or CATSTER ID, or provide sum way for me to kontakt yoo at the end of the auction.
  • Yoo can bid as many times as yoo like.
  • If yoo are the winning bidder, yoo must pay up within 24 howrs of the end of the auction.
  • If yoo don't pay up within 24 howrs, the 2nd place bidder wins the auction.

The money razed will be sent via USPS overnite to Brandi's mom.

If yoo don't wunt to wate until the end of the auction to help owt Brandi's mom, yoo can help owt heer.

PS: I still have to send owt my sined fotos to the cats hoo challinged me. I'm sorry I'm late -- Krissmiss got in the way!

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43 Comments:

At January 09, 2007 6:19 AM, Daisy said...

Ooooohhhh! The beautiful pink robe. And worn by some of my favorite cats! Before I make my bid, I would like to clarify something. Can I make more than one bid? So, if my first bid is topped, can I place another bid later? I am not too good at rules yet.

 
At January 09, 2007 7:34 AM, The Meezers said...

Ok, we will start the bidding off at $10.00.

we will be back to bid more once someone outbids us.

 
At January 09, 2007 7:41 AM, Stevie said...

I think Bitey would look smashing in it. We bid $20.00

 
At January 09, 2007 9:07 AM, Daisy said...

I will bid $25.00, which I have borrowed from my Mommie. I will also throw in the 11 cents, a greenie, and a fishhead that I have saved on my own. So, my total bid is $25.11.

 
At January 09, 2007 9:52 AM, Hot(M)BC said...

Well I want to help, so Mom says I hafta bid. But if I gets it I'll hafta pay somecat to take it away so I don't hafta wear it. I'm barely used to being inside. I deffinately don't wanna wear any robes!
Your bud,
Pepi

Oh, I bid $30.00

 
At January 09, 2007 10:58 AM, Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

$35.00 - though we might make the Lady give it to Daisy. the Lady actually thinks she's gonna get us to pose in it - ha.
Grr

 
At January 09, 2007 12:00 PM, Maobert Nichols said...

DAISY ---

Yoo can make as many bids as yoo like!

 
At January 09, 2007 12:56 PM, The Meezers said...

we bid $40 - and if we wins it we will give it do Daisy - I hate me denim jaket, i'm not going to wear a bafrobe - pink or any ofurr color - Miles

 
At January 09, 2007 5:01 PM, DaisyMae Maus said...

Okay ... But only if you can put a little of Rocky's smell (meow!) on it. I will bid $45.00.
DMM

 
At January 09, 2007 5:25 PM, The Meezers said...

we bid $50!!

 
At January 09, 2007 5:59 PM, Kimo & Sabi said...

Meeeeoooow Mao! The ladies probably won't mind if your robe isn't washed! Let them dream...!

 
At January 09, 2007 8:53 PM, Rosie & Cheeto said...

Yer on Sammy and Miles!! We dug into owr lady's purse and fownd a WAPPING $55 dollurs!

 
At January 09, 2007 11:03 PM, Lux said...

All of you have outbid me before I even got here! Gosh, though, Daisy's greenie and fishhead are worth more than gold!

 
At January 09, 2007 11:10 PM, Rosie & Cheeto said...

Ummmm, Daisy...if we are the hiyest biddur can we trade yer 11 cents, a greenie and a fishhead fur the robe?

 
At January 10, 2007 12:11 AM, Skeeeeezix the Cat said...

DaisyMae -- I'm gonna have Rocky SLEEP on it for a few nites. It'll have more of Rocky's smell than yoo can stand!!!

 
At January 10, 2007 2:18 AM, Daisy said...

Rosie & Cheeto: Wow, that would be a GOOD trade (for me that is!) heh heh heh.

 
At January 10, 2007 6:34 AM, The Meezers said...

we bid $60. Brandi and her mom really need us!

 
At January 10, 2007 10:55 AM, Junior said...

Mewom says we can't afford to beat that bid, but we will donate on the prayer and praise page.

 
At January 10, 2007 2:43 PM, Mia and Ghost said...

We will bid $70 but we want to send it to someone else if we win cause we aren't going to wear it.

 
At January 10, 2007 6:54 PM, Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

hmmmm...we're gonna see what's left in the Lady's purse. we fink the teenagers got most of it.

 
At January 10, 2007 7:39 PM, Jake and Bathsheba said...

I bid $75 since both Mao AND that manly Kismet wore it. Maybe it will repel Jake when I lay on it. (I won't wear clothes.)

~Bathsheba

 
At January 10, 2007 8:41 PM, The Meezers said...

we will bid $80

 
At January 11, 2007 5:54 PM, The Meezers said...

come on efurryone, someone please make anofurr bid - we promise that we will raise the bid (well, don't make the bid unreasonable please). - The Meezers

 
At January 11, 2007 6:31 PM, Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we're back! our Lady wuz at the jury thing today an the 'puter wuzzn't on at all. anyway, she gets munny frum her job tomorrow an so we's gonna bid $85.00

 
At January 11, 2007 7:34 PM, Rocky the Gutter Cat said...

One big WOOOOT for Grr, Midnight and Cocoa! Win I sleep on the robe tonite and git my smell on it, I'm gonna lik myself ALL OVER!

 
At January 11, 2007 8:19 PM, Jake and Bathsheba said...

Oh, my, Rocky's scent too! This spicy vixen raises the bid to $90.

~Bathsheba

 
At January 12, 2007 6:14 AM, Mia and Ghost said...

We will raise the bid to $95....

 
At January 12, 2007 12:25 PM, The Meezers said...

oooo. good bids efurryone. we will raise it to $100.........

 
At January 12, 2007 1:19 PM, Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

oooh - $100? time fur a groop meeting. we do no how ta get holda the wine bottle fulla dimes, but we duzzn't think we kin lift it. hmmm. 'course Rocky wuz gonna sleep on it an lick himself all offur an that makes it way more val-you-bull...

 
At January 12, 2007 5:30 PM, The Meezers said...

ok -$110

 
At January 12, 2007 9:01 PM, Karen Jo said...

I'll raise the bid to $115. You can contact me at nyctolops at vla dot com if I win.

 
At January 12, 2007 9:55 PM, Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

oooh - a Skeezix mug AND Vishus Deer Repellent AND the robe? k - $120.00

 
At January 13, 2007 1:29 PM, Fat Eric said...

I was confused by the Mericky money. I had to ask my mum if the high bid was £120 but she says no, so far it is $120, which is only equal to £65 in our money.
Now that I have sorted out my kitty currency-change confusion, I bid $125!
(But if I win, I am donating it to a lady friend).

 
At January 14, 2007 3:41 PM, One of us said...

Merlin made me promise to bid on the robe when it came up for auction and luckily I found out even though I am in New Yawk. So I bid $150.00 for the robe for Merlin and the Poiland Tribe~Poi Mom Jane

 
At January 15, 2007 1:09 PM, Daisy said...

I am very amazed and proud of the generous cats! The bidding is over my allowance, but I still want to donate. Skeezix, I will give $30. Can you please send me the Paypal instructions? Then I can see if the Vishus Deer Repelunt works on alligators!

You can send e-mail to me at
daisythecurlycat@bellsouth.net

 
At January 15, 2007 2:46 PM, The Meezers said...

Mao, Skeezix and Rocky, we already sented $100 last week frough pay pal, but we will send anofurr $50 tonight. we has the paypal link.

 
At January 15, 2007 2:57 PM, The Cats Stephens said...

We're not sure how much we can come up with, but we would like to make a donation. Please send the information to our Daddy's email at hidemefromview (at) gmail (dot) com and he will send money as soon as we count all of our allowances.

-The Cat Stephens

 
At January 15, 2007 3:24 PM, Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

we amazed at the genroity of cats we benn in that sutition before were mama unployment ended. her old boss said bad things about her and made it so she could not find a job for two years!!!! then she took him to court 3 diffent times and he had to cough up green papper but it was furry scary for a while not knowing if i be able to get the next can of stickygoodness she alway scap toghter something to make sure we were taken care of we would like to giff 30 green pappers so badi mom will have some help!! send mama the pay pal link

 
At January 15, 2007 4:03 PM, Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

babby iris wants to know if that spray works on visiuious trucky becuse we have one that keeps comeing around we been told it wont eat her but she could get hurt now she scard

 
At January 15, 2007 11:13 PM, Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

we'd be happy to donate $30!

 
At January 16, 2007 4:14 AM, Hot(M)BC said...

We'll donate the $30 we bid, yeah. Oh and Mom says to tell ya that the Meezers did send the donations they said they did, thru Mom's paypal.
Purrrrrrs,
Your bud Pepi

 
At January 16, 2007 8:19 AM, Mia and Ghost said...

Mao - we are sending in our donation tonight... thanks for sponsering the contest.

 
At January 17, 2007 3:40 PM, Fat Eric said...

Mao - we just donated through Paypal.

 

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