I think the next few daze are going to be reely krappy.
This morning, the peepul got owt thare big boxes with the zippers, and they put all thare clothes inside. Always a bad sine. I sat on evrything, but it did not perswade them put thare clothes bak in the small clothes rooms. The wite rat was klooliss abowt whut was going on. That is, until the peepul left, and the food guy wint, too. Then the wite rat bot a tikkit on the kloo trane and wundered how he wuz going to not freeze to deth withowt the man thare to rap him in the lektrik blankit. The food man uzhully stays home during the day so that he can feed us and talk to us and poke the buttons on that tray in frunt of the compyooter and talk on the fone. But this morning he left with the lady in her bloo masheen.
I did sum investigayting. Thare was a paper on thare desk that sed thank yoo for rezerving Room 1 at the Mowntin Home In. I know whut an in is. It's ware peepul go after they've abandund thare starving cats. I did sum more investigayting. In the bathroom, the hot blowy masheen and the metal sausage that the lady uses on her hed fur was gone. The stiks they put in thare mouths evry morning and nite: gone. The wite rat did NOT help me with the investigayting becuz he's too bizzy yappin at Rocky to make him leeve the stoopid tunnel box and wining abowt how he's going to freeze withowt the man thare to keep him warm in a blankit. As yoo can tell, it's bin a reely stressful morning.
And I have to make a plan. If that old ladey comes over to feed us owr food, I'm gonna make a brake for it and run away and clime on a roof until sumwun comes and gits me.
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Mao, this sounds terrible. I hate when my people get the boxes with zippers out. The lady that comes to feed me is nice and everything, but it's not the same.
Please be careful if you go on the roof, don't get hurt! Also, be careful SKeezix doesn't follow you. I have a little bro now, I know how they are.
Dang it! Sigh...I hear those stupid zipper things will be around our house soon too. At least you can watch the wite rat run around searching for the people, that should be amusing.
And Mao, PLEASE don't get on the roof. Just stay inside, we don't want you out in the forest alone in the winter!
Latte
Mao, you shoulda BLEW CHUNKS on their stuff!!! They woulda spent so much time cleaning off the chunks they wouldn't have been able to leave! This is what I do when my Person brings out that big red box. I also blow chunks on it when she comes back too. The chunks are really a universal language.
I can't believe they left all of you behind!
Don't run away Mao....stay in the house and pounce on her when she comes over.
Mao this sounds like a horrible thing! I hope your humans come back and get you plenty of food.
Mao, you should have tried to STOW AWAY with them. Now it is too late! If you pretend to be sick, they might have to come home early though.
What horrible news! Four boys left home all alone! Hmm, wait a minute. That doesn't sound so bad. Let's make the most of the situation. Want to party?
~Bathsheba
Hmm, you may be onto something, Mao. The humans are going away, but they will be back, so don't do anything rash... think things over and come up with something they'll regret.
Oh, Mao! Did you find any clues about when they're comin' back?
The roof is not the answer. It's far too cold out near the big forest for a Siamese cat to be hanging out on the roof. I urge you to stay inside and work on devising a plan to get some treats ... Rocky, Skeezix, and Trip should be able to help you to execute your plan. Good luck!
DMM
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