The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".
The peepul came bak. Me and Rocky were abul to kunvinse the wite rat to blow chunks to show them how mad we were that they left, but that doofus just wint and bloo chunks IN THE CATBOX, not like in the zipper boxes or on thare cherch clothes or sumplace ware it wood make an effektiv messije. So me and Rocky had to follow up by peeing evryware.
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My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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4 Comments:
PEEING, Mao!! That is even better than blowing chunks. I salute you.
oh... great.... yeah, that was really niccccce.
sheesh.
tyme for Petzyme :-P
I hope Rocky didn't pee in the tunnel box. That would ruin his Spicy Vixen parties for sure. Did you pee on the zipper boxes?
I am glad to hear that you amde you displeasure known. Our beans must pay the price when they leave us alone for too long!
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