They're not bak, yet.
The wite rat duz not seem to comprehend the gravitey of the sichuwayshun. And Rocky's all wakked owt on nip, so he's no help. But I'm shur the peepul are not coming bak, espeshully becuz the old lady came tonite to feed us. She duz a krappy job of feeding us: she never chops it up into bite-size peeses, and she NEVER givs us treets, or talks to us. And she only feeds us win the peepul are GON!!!!! She woodn't let me eskape owtside. And all the wite rat can think abowt is gitting ole fat Rocky owt of his stoopid tunnel box. Is it too late to blow chunks as Kismet sugjestid?
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I am afraid it is too late to blow chunks, Mao. The idea is to get the People to stay. I am sure that the Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face will come back, though.
Oh dear! I missed your earlier post until now, and I read that you were unable to escape as planned!
Just don't speak to the Food Lady and Mr. TF when they come back; that'll show 'em!
(They'll come back.)
Mao, I'd wait on the chunks until they get home...Then blow on their clothing...
Mao I say it's too late to blow chunks.Perhaps some misplaced poop here and there might work. Yet you did'nt hear this form me if you get caught.
We feel your pain Mao having just been through this ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko Ko
Mao ... Keep the faith. The Food Lady and Mr. Tasty Face wouldn't leave you permanently ... You're far too valuable.
I tried to ignore Mom when she left us for a whole 48 hours, but I was so happy to see her that I cuddled and purred all over her when she came back. In other words, my advice pretty much blows (chunks).
DMM
by all means, blow chunks! and poop all over stuff, and knock things over and break as much as you can. they'll learn never to leave you again.
Yoo need to poop ware yoo shoodent, dat will teech em.
I hear your People came back eventually, Mao. And Skeezix blew chunks, so maybe you don't have to?
Save the blowing chunks till thay git home. And if yoo can get the chunks in theer boxes wiv the zips on, that's efun better.
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