The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".
Heer's Tripper's contribyooshun to Man Cat Munday. Yoo can git an idea of how ginormous his biseps are in this foto. Not that I, like, chek him owt or anything. I think he takes stare-oids. Wich is probly whut makes him psyko. I keep wayting for his name to come up in that BALCO investigayshun. Labels: man cat monday, steroids, stoopid psyko stray cat, tripper
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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5 Comments:
Man Cat? MAN CAT?! You are celebrating a Man Cat on MEEZER Monday?! I am in da middle of a Meezer identity crisis and I need all Meezers on deck - that means you too Mao!
Kimo
P.S. - them is some big biceps!
Dang, maybe I should get rid of my white paws? He's all tiger and that is very manly.
Chase
You're right. If he's huge AND psycho, then he must be on steroids. Does the Food Lady know?
~J&B
Trip, you are a handsome psyco dude.
Hmm ... He does look furry manly and steriod-esque. Does he have a high, squeaky voice like Mike Tyson?
DMM
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