Monday, February 05, 2007
About Me
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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31 Comments:
Wow!!! If we wuz gurrl cats we wud deffernuttly be haffin urjes.
Oh my! I came to see your meezer self and then Kaze shoved me out of the way. She says you're looking HOT!!! I say, way to go Mao, you know how to make the ladies swoon!
Latte (& Kaze)
HOT, HOT, HOT! We're sure glad we already gots our Valentine gurls spoken fur or you'd be setalin' them all!
wow, Eric and Flynn is right - we would be hafing urjes if we was gerls.
I haf a Meezer Monday pikshur up!!
Hmmmmm... Looks like you are dreaming of the beautiful Kaze!
Hubba hubba, I dunt know why Rocky's werreed bout Trip stealen us spicy vixens he shood be watchin out fur yoo! Yoor definitlee given me urjes.~Sadie
I just came back to drool a little bit more...sigh. I'm such a lucky girl!
Kaze
You are definitely looking HOT, Mao. I agree that Rocky should be more worried about you stealing his Spicy Vixens.
Talk about your Man Cats... Mao, you rule! You'll be hearing from receptive females in no time.
Hate to brake it to ya, dood, but have yoo bin over to yer gerlfrend's blog lately? She's sent a Valentine to praktikly evry man cat hooz got a blog! So if yoo think she only has eyes for yoo, think agin, ameego.
MAO! When did you get a robe like mine? You look great!!
Yes, Kismet, I knew that to reely be a Big Man Cat like yoo, I needed a Hugh Hefner Grotto robe just like yers for Valentine's Day. So with owr profits frum Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt, I bot wun. I like it, and chiks dig it. But I think thare a littul disappointid win they find owt that I am not yoo.
Now Rocky, I had lots of suitors and didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings and you should talk with your Spicy Vixens. Anyway, I think my final valentine to Mao in the competition proves where my deep feelings lie.
Kaze
whoa - you're SMOKIN' HOT! we've both got boyfurrend cats, but we can't stop looking at this picture.
Grr and Midnight
Mao, don't lissen to Rocky. I don't think she's loose like Rocky sez, cuz she's a vary nice gerl cat frum a good famly. He's just jellus cuz she didn't make a Valentine for him!
Oh brother, Kaze made me come over here to stick up for her honor. She said since I'm her big brother that's my duty. As Skeezix says, she is a good girl and didn't want to hurt anyone's feelings but believe me, all she talks about is Maobert, this, and Maobert that. She must check your blog like a squillion times a day. Don't worry Mao, she's quite devoted and spent more time on your valentine than I spent on Chey's. Of course I'm more talented than Kaze is in the first place.
Latte
Rocky is a butthed, and he smells like one, too! Don't pay any attenshun to him, Kaze. Beleeve me, Mao can't beeleeve his good forchun in finding owt that yoo like him! He even bot the man cat hugh hefner grotto robe just for yoo!
Thank you Skeezix & Latte! Of course Chase is sticking on Rocky's side, something about bro's before something.... I really do like you a lot Mao and you look amazing in that picture!
Puuuuurrrrrr!
Kaze
Oh, Mao ... I'm gettin' urges! You're definitely rockin' the whole "Man Cat Monday" meme ... Meeeee - owwwww!
DMM
M-E-O-W!
Whoa - that's an incredible picture of you, Mao!
Wow!
~~ Mini
Wow! Mao! That should be on a pin up calendar!!!!!!! You look great!
furry hansum mao. dashing and debonair
Hugh has nothing on you!
H-O-double T HOT!
Kisses ~
Hey there, Maobert! I'm just droppin' by to tell you before it goes up on the Cat Blogosphere that we're having a special benefit for Mu Shue over here at ArtsyCatsy. Hope you can join us!
Rocky, CEO
Yoo look magnifysent!
LOKi
That is one hot valentine's day picture of you Mao. What a robe. It does look like Mr Heffners ~Merlin, Shadow, Ko KO
Mao, that is truely a Man Cat photo. How did I miss this all week?!
Mao you look very handsome :)
Mao, when did yoo go frum howse cat who makes fun of his little brothur to huu heffnur handsum!?!?!
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