Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

13 things I'm looking for in a Valentine:
  1. Baby bloo eyes
  2. A long, lithe body (yes, I'm sooperfishul that way)
  3. Toe-sukker, just like me
  4. Big ears (the wite rat sez it's the sine of a good lissener)
  5. Likes sparkle balls (so we can play together)
  6. Good at playing fetch
  7. Has a cumfterbul IKEA Poang Chare, just like me, so win I go to her howse I know I can be cumfterbul sitting on sumthing that's familyer to me.
  8. Likes to snuggle (so I can stay warm)
  9. Talkative
  10. Understands the importinse of routines
  11. Hates going owtside, so I can be outside alone doin my manly owtside cat stuff
  12. Hates clozed doors. I hate 'em, and my gerl cat shood hate 'em too, cuz if she clozes the doors thare will be trubbul!
  13. She has to be entrepunoorial. Like, maybe, has a CafePress store or sumthing.

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11 Comments:

At February 01, 2007 6:33 PM, Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

Mao!! Daisy told me to come over here and I was so surprised! I think that's the sweetest thing anyone is every done for me. OK, I KNOW its the nicest thing anyone has ever done to me. My paws are all shaky again and I don't think I'll sleep a wink tonight.

Purrs!
Kaze

 
At February 01, 2007 8:09 PM, DaisyMae Maus said...

Gosh, Mao ... It sounds like you're just right for Kaze!
DMM

 
At February 01, 2007 10:27 PM, Kimo & Sabi said...

Do you chew yer toenails (like Kimo)?

 
At February 02, 2007 3:51 AM, Dragonheart said...

That's a terrific list! It sounds like Kaze would be a great Valentine for you. :)

 
At February 02, 2007 4:41 AM, Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Mao? I dint think yoo were intristed in romanz of any sort. Yoo just keep surprizing me! Yup, Kaze is a furry good match.~Sadie

 
At February 02, 2007 11:48 AM, Junior said...

You know exactly what you want...that's a good thing. I'm hoping Kaze has room in her heart for all of us.

 
At February 02, 2007 11:35 PM, Tara said...

How special for Kaze! I can't keep track of her valentines now! Tara

 
At February 03, 2007 8:06 AM, George, Tipper, Max & Misty said...

You are definitely describing the beautiful Kaze!!

 
At February 03, 2007 7:09 PM, Jake and Bathsheba said...

Kaze is definitely a beauty, Mao. You like them young! More power to you.

~Jake

 
At February 04, 2007 12:36 PM, Grr, Midnight & Cocoa said...

oooh - we know who that is! you two are such a cute couple.

 
At February 05, 2007 12:53 AM, Carol said...

Hahah!! nice look outs. I hope u'll find the best gal for u.

And hey, check this out too pet ecards

 

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