Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Tuesday, March 20, 2007

Tabby Toozday

Heer's that psyko stray cat Tripper and his gerlfrend, Tiger. Tiger is not psyko like that stoopid Trip is -- she's pritty mellow and stays owt of the way. Trip loves her. Ixsept win he bunny-kiks the bejeesus owt of her. I don't think that's any way to treet a lady, but Tiger duzn't seem to mind. Pleeze notiss how big Trip's jowls are gitting to be. One morning, he'll wake up and realize he looks just like Winstin Cherchill. He's a porker.

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14 Comments:

At March 20, 2007 2:49 PM, The Meezer Gang said...

We were laughing and laughing, Mao, when we read this! You are a very, very funny guy!

 
At March 20, 2007 3:28 PM, <3~Rosemary said...

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At March 20, 2007 3:32 PM, ~Caesar said...

ooops I had to delete ^that because my paws got stuck and I made a huge typo...sorrry


hahahahahahaha this was very very very funnny :-P


~Caesar

 
At March 20, 2007 5:20 PM, Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

Wow, effun Rocky don't bunny kick da Spicy Vixens! I gess Trip haz got da perfekt gerlfrend fur him, if she puts up wif dat stuff.

 
At March 20, 2007 6:52 PM, Tranquilita said...

Hi Mao... Thank you for visiting the House of the Spoiled Cats :)

Hope to see you more!

Los Gatos Malcriados

 
At March 20, 2007 6:53 PM, Kimo & Sabi said...

Hmmm...maybe this gurl tames the psycho beast in him!

 
At March 20, 2007 7:04 PM, Artsy Catsy said...

Hilarious! And Trippers and tigers and Tuesday, oh my!

Artsy Catsy

 
At March 20, 2007 8:49 PM, DK & The Fluffies said...

So what you're saying is Tripper is a plushie...

 
At March 21, 2007 7:57 AM, Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I take it they're going steady? Guess he doesn't need a harem.

Chase

 
At March 21, 2007 8:36 AM, Daisy said...

I wish I had a Skeezix doll I could hug.

 
At March 21, 2007 1:54 PM, yao-lin said...

He totally does look like winston churchill!!!! LOL LOL MOL MOL

 
At March 21, 2007 10:10 PM, Lux said...

Aw, what a cute picture!

 
At March 24, 2007 5:08 PM, One of us said...

hmmmmm, Shadow kick the beejeesus out of us, not the ofer way around. Where did Trip get such a mellow girl? ~Merlin and Ko Ko

 
At March 25, 2007 1:23 AM, Bad Kitty Cats & Megan said...

Awww Tripper is handsome. Maybe that's why Tiger puts up with him! Purrs!

 

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