My ferst trip to Wal*Mart
Don't tell the food ladey, but I wint to Wal*Mart today. My next stop was going to be Joplin, but my frend Parker convinst me to swing over to Kanzuz City insted. Parker was a lot of fun to hang owt with. (No Kaze, we didn't hang owt in "that way." Parker and me are just "good frends.") I deesided I needed sum noo "on the lam clothes" in case the Feds are on to me. So Parker sugjested Wal*mart becuz yoo can git anything thare, and the Kanzuz City Royals maskot was going to be sining awtograffs and she wunted one. But win we got thare, she was kinda a little scairt of the maskot, so I wint up to git the awtograff wile she wated bak on a bench in the I-kare sekshun. (If yoo biggify the pikcher, yoo can see her bak thare.) After Wal*Mart we wint and got sum barbykyoo. Man, was it ever good! Thanks for a grate time, Parker! I think she mite be reelayted to Bonnie Parker of Bonnie and Clyde, btw!
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Smart choice to wear the Hawaiian shirt to Wal*Mart. In case the Feds are there. And I can see Parker waiting for you on the bench! I am glad you had a good shopping trip, and fun visit with Parker. She is nice. Did you buy anything?
oh mi d-o-g! i hav been missin da advenchurz uv u bein on da "lamb"!
i am laffin an laffin ... but i'm not bein too lowd becuz i don't wanna giv u up!
yer frend--jh
You are very brave to hang out with that giant mascot guy. KC bbq is supposed to be awesome. Glad you got a chance to try it. Mao, why don't you head to Detroit? We could catch a Tigers game or a Red Wings playoff game. Mom would drive us around (and not rat you out).
I can see Parker hiding in the optickle departmint, and you in the shopping cart.
It is good you are keeping a low profile...
Be careful
Princess
You are going to encourage everyone to go on the lam! BTW, where's Kaze?
I'm glad you're having fun but I'm disappointed in you for going to Wal-Mart.
If you come to Pennsylvania, I can take you to Hersheypark and we can ride the roller coasters! And eat Hershey's chocolate when Mom and Dad aren't watching.
did you get some cool new duds?
Wow, yoor reely taking effurything in aren't yoo. I see Parker wating in da glasses sekshun. We heer dat KC BBQ is furry good, we'd like to try sum one day. Can't wate to see ware yoo are tomoro. Yoo shood still hed home, Speedy wrote a letter to a Federal Judje and pleeded yoor case. We think yoo has a good chance at a pardon!
Oh good...its not that I'm jealous or anything...OK, I'm insanely jealous!! BUT I trust you and I like Parker a lot so I know she's a good friend. Glad to see you're enjoying the country!
Kaze
It's nice that you're finding time to stop by and see friends while you're on the lam. And looking so fashionale all the while!
Wal*Mart is a very big place! ANd the Mascot was ginormous! I was hidin' 'cause I got scairt if him and I didn't want Mommy to see me there! BUT, the BBQ!?! Pretty good stuff. I wanted to take Mao to the Plaza, (www.countryclubplaza.com)but you need a lot of $$$ to buy cute "on the lam" outfits and Mao's gettin' low on the dough. It was great hangin' with Mao - And Kaze, we really ARE "just friends" you have no worries! Hmmm, I wonder if i am related to Bonnie Parker?!?
If you come to Florida like to visit Daisy or something, stop by Jacksonville and we will take you to the Zoo or something! Or to see the Jacksonville Suns, our minor league team!
I can't wait to see what you get up to next! Life on the lam is exciting!
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