Next Stop: Motor City
Yoo can biggify this pikcher to see me with my frends Tazo and Earl Grey beefore we wint in to see a Deetroit Tigers game. I can't tell yoo HOW MUCH FUN life on the lam is. I had to help brake owt T and EG frum thare howse to go to the game becuz thare ladey sez "better inside and fat than owtside and flat" wich is just abowt the stoopidist thing I ever herd. But then, I got the Feds after me and I'm livving life on the edje. Anyway, my buds were VARY HAPPY to git owt of the prizzin that they call home withowt having to ware the stoopid harniss and leesh, and so we had a reely grate time woopin it up. We got to ride a mary-go-rownd and a ferris weel. The mary go rownd had tigers insted of horses -- that's my kind of mary-go-rownd! Win we got dun, we hanged owt at the Cigar bar. (But I was disappointed. They wern't catnip cigars like I'm used to.) Thare was even a tiger on the skorebord -- yes, thare were cats EVRYWARE! Heer's the skorebord:

As my good frend Jeter Harris wood say, "Life is grate."
Labels: detroit, earl grey, jeter harris, on the lam, tazo, tigers

8 Comments:
Mao, even though I wish you would head home soon, I have to admit that it has been fun watching your cross-country journey. I always wonder where you will pop up next! Just be careful, because I would not want the Feds to nab you. Maybe you can swing by south Florida.
See, both Daisy and Us want to visit Florida!
Wow! I love the Tigers! That's where Mommy is from! You shoulda' snagged a Coney Island dog while you were there!
pee-ess - you were close to Canada, you coulda' escaped in the tunnel to Windsor!
Mao, we're wif Daisy! Yoo iz haffin some fun and we gets to enjoy it vyka, vicar, er, wifout being der. Yoo cood zip over here to our howse and haf a brat (dats a kinda sawsaje) wif us. Wisconsin is beyootiful dis time of yer.
when are you comeing to boston it will be lots of fun since you already got the base ball unform we could go on the swan boats and i take you to see da river charles and feway park of course and fanula hall and we could go on the freedom trail it be lots of fun !!!
Lilly Lu and Mu shue too
We had a blast!!! Thank you so much, Mao. We wanna be just like you when we grow up. You know all the fun stuff to do. Our dad found out about our adventure, but he promised not to tell Mom. hee hee
Love,
Tazo and Earl Grey
deer mao (shhhh ... i'm whisperin)
maybe u can come to mi mom'z 4th grade class ... i hava plan ... stay in touch ...
yer frend--jh
I know I said that if you came to central Pennsylvania that we could go to Hershey Park, but I've been thinking that maybe Amish country is better. You have your pilgrim outfit, right? You could hide like Harrison Ford in Witness! Send me an e-mail if you want more info!
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