The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".
Well, the last place that I was stayin' didn't werk owt too well. That guy with the wite thingies in his hare just woodn't shut up. Yap yap yap yap yap. So I sed bye to Sylvio and T and hedded west. Heer I am, enjoying a game at Wrigley Feeld, wich is THE BEST BALLPARK IN THE WERLD. I sat in the bleechers, cuz that's ware the REEL FANS sit. I had a Polish and an Old Stile. Whut a way to spend an afternoon.Labels: chicago cubs
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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16 Comments:
Mao, you sure got a great seat! But I am starting to get worried about you being on the lam for so long. Maybe it is time for you to start heading home. I think your family is missing you.
I agree with Daisy, aren't you getting tired of running?
Oh, what FUNNNNN!!!! When are you going home???
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Mao you look very cute in your shirt and hat.Yet I agree with Daisy your family must be missing you.
Mao, you are really getting around! I certainly miss you but I'm glad to see you're doing such great things!
Kaze
Hey Dude your in my neck of the woods, if you need to hang out here for a little while you are more than welcome!
Wow, looks like yoo had sum fun der. I'm wif Daisy, don't yoo think yoo should start home now. I bet the Food Lady and Mr. Tasty face miss yoo and tho he reely woodent say so, SKeezix too.
Looks like you had a perfect day for a game and you do look stylish in the Cubs outfit.
My Daddy sure is jealous. Wrigley is about his favorite place in the world. AND you had a Polish and an Old Style! Wow, wow, wow. But, I think you need to go home now. Your family is missin' you!
Hey, Mao! You could come north an bisit lotsa Whiskonsin cats! I nefur been to a park. Was it fun? What's an old stile? Wouldn't a new stile taste better?
Woah! You seem to be going all sorts of cool pwaces!
You are getting all around and meeting lots of very interesting places. I hope the feds don't catch up with you...
What will it take for you to be able to go home and not be arrested by the authorities? Aren't you missing the Food Lady? Can we chalk up the federal mail theft to just one big misunderstanding? I'm sure that your governator would pardon you, but I suppose he doesn't have jurisdiction with the feds. I don't know that anyone in our circles has any pull with the prez.
~Bathsheba
Hey! My mom is a Cubbies fan! She's actually been to a game at Wrigley Field!
wow! what a great place to be onna lam!! if ya can't be at home, then wrigley is the best place to be. our mom is mega-jealous--she's been a "bleacher bum" for eons, an' has scarfed down a jillion polishes with kraut, neon green relish, an' boocoo onyums. ixnay on the oldway ilestay, though; only likes dark beverages.
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