Wednesday, April 11, 2007
About Me
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- Name: Mao
- Location: Castro Valley, California, US
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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93 Comments:
Awww, but you look good in stripes.
Mao! Is Rocky in there with you? I bet Kaze will break you out!
rut-row!
---Beezer
HA HA HA HA
Sorry, I just knew you would get caught. Stealing is wrong, even if it is off an annoying sibling.
xxx
Hahahahah! I am very sorry Mao, but that picture is funny. How long is your sentence? Maybe you can become a prison trusty and get out early.
Or maybe we can try to sneak a file to you in a cake! Then you can break out. I will drive the getaway stroller.
Nice "Mao-tfit" ... hee, hee! If the stripes fit ...
DMM
Do the crime,...do time time!
Yikes dude! That's lookin' like some hard time, but your white sneakers are stylin'!
Oh no!!!! I'm going to cry and cry and cry at the bars until they let you out. I will drive the guards crazy in no time and they will HAVE to let you out. This is terrible!
Kaze
Maybe Skeezix will tell the paroll bord how much he misses yoo and yoo will get owt soonur rathur than latur!!
pee-ess- don't agree to be anyones gurlfriend cat. Kaze wuldn't be happy!
Oh dear... this is not good
How come Rocky just got grownded and yoo gots to do hard time? I bet he wuz da instigator. Yoo shooda skweeled on him sooner den yoo wooda gotten a eezier sentens and he wooda got da hard time. I'm sher yool get out in a short time fur good behavyoor.
YIKESOLA, Mao! Don't pick up the soap!
Something's not quite right if Rocky just got grounded and you have to go to the pokey. Be careful in there!
Earl Grey
wow, how's that prison gig going for you Mao? We baked a cake wif a file in it - are you at Al-CAT-RAZ?
ah hah! yer a tabby!
laffin an laffin!
jh
Hey, don't do the crime if you can't do the time!
I fink you needs a lawyer. Finnigan J. Katz, Esq, is excellent, but I fink he's takin a bacation now cuz he didn't come help me.
Pssssst! Mao! The Pink Ladies are on their way to break you out of prison.
No, no, no, don't look at me, just act natural. I hope our plan works.
Secret Agent/Pink Lady Daphne X here.
We'll have you outta there in no time, Mao.
With Daisy as our fearless leader, we shall --- shhhhh...
Is that the warden?
Senior Agent Kaze on mission:
Oh Mr. Guard.....MEOOOOOOOWW!! Meow....Meow!!! You can't ignore me, my meows are too annoying. That's right....just come over here and see what's making all that racket!
Daisy, Daphne - get to work on breakin' him out. I'll distract the warden. I'm a big girl with a big booty and I know how to shake it.
Grr
OK ladies, the guard is distracted by Kaze, let's move in!
Oh, and Grr has the Warden covered!
It's good to see yoo gerls. Yoo don't know whut it's bin like in heer! KAZE!!!!!!
Did any of yoo bring sum smokes? I always git asked if I've got sum smokes.
That's right Mr. Guard...a few more steps and I will trip you right into the supply closet....that should give everyone enough time to get Mao out!
Kaze
Mao! You have to change out of those prison stripes before we get out of here. Did anyone remember to bring a change of clothes for Mao?
Sorry, I forgotted to bring smokes.
I cood just go nekkid.
What??? Don't say nekkid Mao or I'll loose track of my important task....don't look that way, must stay focused! Sadly, my attention span is not holding. Run everyone!!! Run!!!
Kaze, yer a site for sore eyes ... wow, yoo can run reely fast!
RUN RUN RUN!
Which way do we go? Who brought the plans of the jail so we know where to get out?
I was so worried about you Mao! Luckily Daisy rallied the Pink Ladies to help get you out.
We have the getaway stroller ready and we;re super fast drivers... wo brought the file?
-Emily and Abbie
I'll slash anyone who gets in our way. I've got razor-sharp Claws Of Doom.
Midnight
Wow, yoo gerls are well orginized!
Everyone in the stroller!!! Make sure we zip it up for safety's sake. We're going to be going through Vishus Deer areas once we get out of the prison. Midnight, is the Warden disabled??
This is just like an episode of Mission Impawsibul.
Put the pedal to the metal Abbie - let's get out of here everyone. Good thing this stroller is all terrain.
-Emily
Did any of yoo bring sum Tempatyshuns? I didn't git Temptayshuns in prizzin, and I'm starving.
I tried to bring some Temptations but Latte stole them all once I wrestled them out of the toy closet. He mumbled something about saying hi as he ate all of them. Sorry...I tried!
Kaze
Wow Abbie, where did you learn to drive this thing? You're so good!
Kaze
Wow, fresh air. This is grate!
I think there might be some in under the passenger compartment of the stroller - does someone want to hang their head out and look?
-Abbie
Mao, I think you should come stay with me for a while until things settle down at your house. The Lap Lady said its cool. In fact, we can all have a party at my house!
Believe or not Kaze, this isn't the first time I've been on the lamb. Where are we going anyway - to a secret hideout to lay low?
-Abbie
Can I sit in yer Poang chair, Kaze??
Wow, a party with me and all the Pink Ladies.... Rocky will be so jellus!!!
Of course you can sit in the Poang chair! We kept it in the living room even though we have new furniture.
Wow Abbie...you are soooo cool! I say we head back to my house, no one is home and I think with all of us we can easily break into the toy closet and have a great party!
Kaze
Ladies, make sure you have a good alibi! The prison officials might come to interview you. We will say we were at all at Caesar and Prinnie's birthday party the whole time!
Wow Daisy, you really think of everything!! GREAT alibi! Maybe we should make a stop there so we can party with them and establish the alibi.
Yer deevius, Daisy. Maybe that'll be yer new nikname: Deevius Daisy!
Do yoo think I shood ware a disgize for a wile so I'll escape deetekshun if they come looking for me?
That sounds like fun! To Kaze's it is... hang on tight everyone.
-Abbie and Emily
I've already set up an alternate identity for you Mao. You will be Latte's cousin Zao visiting from Thailand.
haha - Zao from Thailand! great one!
Grr
Alright....here we are. Should we set up the party on the front porch, or up in the Cat Room? The giant panda is up there but as I said yesterday, he seems to be safe.
hey - it's my Blonde Girl's 13th birthday today and I got her some nip and Dairy Temptations, but she didn't seem to want 'em and said I could bring 'em along for all of you. 'parently she's very generous.
Grr
Mao needed to teleport to our house ASAP. We'll be the hide out!
Yoo gerls have reely thot of evrything! OK, then, let's party!
Um Kaze....why are the pink ladies and Mao at our house? I'm going to have to go consult Rocky on this one....
Chase
Thanks, Blond Gerl!
Wooohooo!! This is kind of like my bachelor party (do you think Chey will mind??) Here's all of the nip and stinky goodness in the house. Ahem...good thing Midnight brought Temptations 'cause I ate all of ours.
Latte
(Happy Birthday to the blond girl!)
Shut yer yap, Chase! I'm on the lam. Nobuddy can know. Speshully Rocky. He just gits me in trubble.
Alright...fine. I'll just see if any of the Charmers made the trip... I'm not one to rat on another Man Cat.
Chase
Anybuddy mind if I kerl up in this Millie bed and take a nap? I haven't had a singul minit of sleep sinse I got throwed in the slammer... had to watch my bak (an my button), ya know?
Haha...Daisy your term "button" sure is getting around. Sure, take a nap, I could use a short one myself after all of the excitement.
Kaze
::teleported:: Woo Hoo there's a par-tay going on at Kaze's house!
We're gonna have to leave for a little bit. We need to be home when mommy and daddy get off of work so they don't suspect anything. But we'll come back to party later...
-Abbie and Emily
Thanks for your wonderful driving skills!!! Please come back the people won't be home until late tonight.
Kaze
We finks Mao needs more Temptations!
Boy was that an exciting escape!
Wanna, um, er, um, kerl up together?
what's going with Daisy and Mao???
I'd LOVE to actually curl up with you. This is like a dream come true for me!
Thanks to all of my fellow Pink Ladies for breaking out my special friend.
Kaze
Kaia....did you bring some of your nip stash???
Chase
Wow - we just found out about the great escape. We would have loved to help but our Lady kept the computer for herself and stupid taxes that she hasn't finished yet. But we are so glad that Daisy's plan worked so well! Great job Pink Ladies! Hooray for Mao, oops we meant Hooray for Zao!!! We'll try to get back over later.
China Cat & Willow
Does PetSmart deliver? I've got the Lady's plastic money.
Midnight
Yeah, I just chewed a hole in the bag. Shall we rub ourselves in it?
Meezer gang --- I was talking to Kaze, not Daisy. I know Daisy is forbiddin terrytory.
Sweet Midnight!! Lets make a list.... #1 all of your Temptations. And all the Temptations at Petco & PetsPlus too.
Latte
FEV-VER TOYS! ORDER SUM FEV-VER TOYS!
Grr
Whew...I thought your knew better to steal Skeezie's girl!
Let head out to the front porch....the Lap Lady and Tall Man will be home soon. We'll leave Cousin Zao and Kaze to snuggle in the Millie bed.
Latte
Oh I missed the big break out. and I was out looking for a car for the getaway car!
We normally don't go in the Great Out -of-Doors! What are we gonna do out there?
hi Gemini! good to see you!
Don't worry Meezer Gang, its a fully enclosed front porch ;). We don't go Out of Doors much either. Plus Kaze freaks out if she does.
Latte
You're still in time for the party Gemini! Is Chey with you??
Is Midnight back with the Temptations and the Fev-ver toys?
Got 'em! Let's party!
Midnight
Ugh ... I missed EVERYTHING! Darn Mom and her hunting! She didn't get home 'til after 5:15 PM today ... Doesn't she know that it's Friday?!?
I'm glad that the rest of the Pink Ladies were so well-led and well-organized, 'cuz I'm just a pile of Tuxie uselessness ... Sorry.
DMM
Oh, drat! I was so busy worrying about our Rocky's trip to the vet, then having to wash his gunky ears for him when he got home that I missed the Pink Lady jailbreak!! I coulda swished my foofy tail at the guard and distracted him.
Pink Lady Lucy
Yeah, I missed it all as well (I'm a whole day late!) But, I can offer an additional hideout if the heat catches on to Kaze.
Tara
Oh i missed it too if they come looking for you I just put on my pink fluffy robe and we hide you some were else. It seemed to work well on JH he said VAAAAV VOOOM and was singing zippy do da and een let his his brother brow his bog!!
Lilly Lu
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