Long live the Qween
Well, I was gonna go ride the swan botes with Lilly Lu today, but then I herd the qween was gonna be in Jamestown, so even tho my buddies Jake and Bathsheba warnd me abowt all the Feds in the Furrjinia area, I took a chanse and wint down to see her becuz then I cood go bak home and glote to the wite rat abowt how I saw the QWEEN and her big honking tiara. Boy wood he be jellus!!!!!
It was werth the trip. I snuk onto the red carpit win she got off the airplane. It was a vary good foto opp. Yoo can biggify it to see it better. I was a littul nerviss arownd all the guys with guns. Reminded of my days in prizzin. I looked for Sanjee and Boni in the crowd, but thare were so many peepul thare, I coodn't see them.
And she reely took a liking to me. She let me sit on her lap and she gave me hed skritches, and she did a pritty good job of it. She even let me look in her handbag, but she swore me to secretsy. I can never reveel its contents. Yoo mite say we bonded. She talked a little like she had marbles in her mowth, but I cood still understand most of whut she sed. She seemed nice enuf. But honestly, she smelled a little like dawgs, so I wasn't 100% at eeze. But she did reemind me a littul of my gramma (hoo also smells like dawgs).
Then, I started batting at thoze silly purple froofy things on her hat and I was asked to leeve.
Labels: is it true that she eats spotted dick, she taught me the royal wave, the queen, the queens handbag
11 Comments:
Wow, the Queen! And you looked so comfy on her lap.
Did you say spotted dick??
Tara
when you go on the swan boats. Dont forget to go to the " cheers" bar which is right beside the park the boats are at . you can have food and a drink
Mao! You got a rub down from the Queen! Spotted Dick???? Nevermind.
I never realized the queen was so nice. Does she have Tic-Tacs in her purse?
it okay you can vist us another day we go vist mama toddler then head the storlet to boston and ride sawn boats vist cheers we might see ciff the mail man now that he been botted off danceing wiff the stars go on the freedom trail and then of course to my faviort place Fenway park. Lilly V will be look foward to meeting you she the little girl who dress Like Lilly Lu all in pink
ha ha...daisy you're funny...does she have tic-tacs in her purse?
Wow Mao, that is quite a stop on your tour! Please make sure you can make it down to the wedding tomorrow in Disney World! We need you there dude.
Latte
deer mao,
hatz ar verree importunt to da queen. i'm glad u were warin yer yankee cap!
wut spotted dick?
yerz--jh
hoo spotted dick?
i reread it an i coulden't see hoo spotted dick!
mao, maybe the queen can grant you diplomatic asylum. she's headed to the run for the roses in kentucky, head for kentucky
That's so cool you got to hang out with the Queen!!
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