Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Tuesday, May 01, 2007

Sumware in New York.....

I got a misteerius messije in my Catster emale today. It sed, "dere'z room fer mao at ekstra help!" So I fownd my way to a classroom sumware in New York, and got to spend the afternoon with a bunch of vary nice kids, and I even helped a cuppul with thare homewerk. They were vary happy to meet me, and altho they asked way too many qweschuns abowt the wite rat (they even have a pikcher of him thare!), it was overall a vary nice way to spend an afternoon. I was a littul nervus arownd so many feets, but no one stept on my tale, not even once!

Then Me and Jete' and Matsui and Whitey and Mickey and Laffin lissend to the Yankees game and it was vary ixsiting if a littul bittersweet, becuz altho the Yankees wunned the game, Fill Hyooz hert his leg wile pitching more than six innings of no-hit ball. Matsui was vary ixsited win Matsui got a dubbul. Afterwerd, Jete' gave me sum tips on how to klime trees, and how to get down frum the roof withowt gitting stuk.

After all that, I can only say, "LIFE IS GRATE!"

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11 Comments:

At May 02, 2007 2:50 AM, Daisy said...

Spending the afternoon with those kids sounds like fun. You were nice to help out with their homework. I hope you gave them the right answers....

And that sounds like a great boys night out you all had later on, too!
I think you could use those tree climbing tips. So you don't get stuck again.

 
At May 02, 2007 3:23 AM, Parker said...

Any day with Jeter would be "grate!" That was nice of you to help the kids with their work, I know you are very smart!

 
At May 02, 2007 3:29 AM, jeter harris said...

deer mao,
i wuz verre impressed wid yer knowledje uv baseball an yer grate concern fer fill hyooz.
we had sum fun wid u ... an yer frend kevin hoo wuz studyin frakshunz at da time, will alwayz remember yer advice on how to make da frakshunz equivalent: wutever u do to da noomerator ... u mus do to da denominator!
come back soon ...
bein on da lam iz kinda fun, doncha think?
luv--yer grate frend--jh
ps--matsui sez ... "hi mao"

 
At May 02, 2007 4:38 AM, Kismet said...

Mao! If you are in New York, you should stop by Brooklyn!!! YOU CAN TAKE THE EFF TRAYN!

We live in the partment by the jungle. I will sit in the window and mraw mraw very loudly and wait for you!!

 
At May 02, 2007 7:32 AM, Kaze, Latte, or Chase said...

I'm so glad you visited JH! I hope he gave you some great tree climbing tips because you can't get stuck on any more roofs! Hmm...you seem to know a lot about roofs....do you think you could install a new one at our house?

Kaze

 
At May 02, 2007 11:29 AM, Zippy, Sadie and Speedy said...

The adventures of Mao on da lam, soon to be a majur moshun pikshur. Glad yoo gots to spend sum time wif Jeter and hiz brofurs. Are yoo gonna go see Kismet da big man cat?

 
At May 02, 2007 12:32 PM, The Meezers said...

any day wif Jeter is wonnerful!!!

 
At May 02, 2007 1:30 PM, The Crew said...

Gosh Mao, are you planning to visit every ballpark in the country? Do you have a shirt & hat for every team?

 
At May 02, 2007 2:11 PM, The Meezer Gang said...

Did you go to the Yankees game last weekend?

 
At May 02, 2007 2:12 PM, The Meezer Gang said...

Pee Ess: It sure is nice in F-L-O-R-I-D-A!

 
At May 02, 2007 5:37 PM, Mu shue Pooh King Cat said...

if you like school you should vist my mama toddler she has a todler name Lilly when they sing old mc doalond has a far she aways put a cat on it. she even put a skeeix on the farm today Mama was blow away when her daddy told me that they foud Lilly Lu bloggy and they big fans she got big pink cowboy boots


Lilly Lu I also take you into boton and you can go on the sawn bote just get in a stroler and head 90 east thats truns into the pike then you bee right her I show you the partment and sawn boats and we have a great time

 

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