Took the Eff Trayne.....
My good frend Kismet invited me to take the Eff-Trayne to vizit him in Brooklin, ware he and Sophie live. I'm not imberrust to say that the Eff-Trayne is probly called that becuz it is Eff-in' scary. It is vary vary vary vary lowd. I thot my eardrums wood ixplode. And yoo have to go undergrownd to find it. It's like this ginormous LOWD steel gopher that tunnuls thru the grownd at a millyun miles an howr.
They make yoo pay munney to ride on the Eff-Trayne, but sinse I'm on the lam, I don't have many munneys to spare, so I jumped the gate. Sinse I alreddy have a prizzin rekerd, what duz it matter? Heer I am pozing in frunt of the gate I jumped. Win yoo jump the gate, yoo don't have to pay munneys to ride the trayne. This is just one of the many things I lernt in prizzin.
Once I jumped the gate, I had to go underneeth the grownd to the hole the Eff-Trayne goze thru to git to Brooklin. It is vary stinky under the grownd and thare are vary many lowd peepul hoo all talk funny. The sine sed "Subway" but I didn't see any sanwiches, and I cooda gone for a nice ham sanwich cuz I was pritty hungry. My tale got stept on TWICE and the peepul didn't even say, "I'm sorry" or "exkyooze me."
It took a big leep of faith to klime onto the Eff-Trayne, but I knew Kismet was waiting for me, so I swallowed my feer and jumped abord. This is what I looked like wile I was waiting for the Eff-Trayne to run over me:
Win I got to Kismet's stop, I klimed owt, and his apartmint was RITE THARE! Sinse I'd bin breething in all that stinky air for so long, Kismet invited me to the jungle owtside his howse to kleer my nostrils. It was pritty fun. Heer we are --- I think this is a funny pikcher cuz it shoze how humungous Kismet's booty is:
As yoo can see, he definitely IS a BIG MAN CAT!!!! I was imprest. Sophie duzn't git to go owtside, so it was just the 2 of us guys, hangin' owt. (Wich was kinda too bad, cuz Sophie is reely a looker, but don't tell Kaze.) It was vary fun and vary relaxing. I cood not BEELEEVE how much grass Kismet eets! It's like he can't git enuf of it. He just eats and eats and eats it. Then we wint bak in the apartmint and blew chunks. After that, I was axed to leeve.
Labels: big booty, big man cat, brooklyn, eff-trayne, kismet, kismets hot sister sophie
14 Comments:
Oh dear, oh my, you got asked to leave? I think you need to take that as a sign. Your family misses you. Skeezix must be having cat cup withdrawals and I think that serious biz for a meezer!
Mao, what a great adventure in New York! We'd invite you down to Northern Virginia, but there are so many cops here that you'd probably get popped. They're building a new FBI facility just outside our town so you'd best stay clear.
~J&B
Wow ... Kismet is HUGE!
DMM
(whispering)
deer mao,
if i'dda knowed u were gointa brooklyn ... i'dda gone wid u!
i wuz laffin an laffin wen i red dat u thot da subway wuz scary ... yer definitlee a cal-i-for-ni-a cat! noo yorkerz are yoozed to da noize!
u had sum grate timez wid kismet! i'm sorree u were axed to leeve.
i wunder ware u will turn up nex?!
luv--yer grate frend--jh
HAHAHA, Look it's maobutt with a Kisbutt!!! HAHAHAHA
-Cheeto
Uh oh....my friends told me to watch out with you being on the lam. Maybe you should go home soon Mao?? I mean, I think Skeezix misses you. Either that or I'll hop on the River Line, up the Amtrack to Penn Station and find my way to the Eff train.
Kaze
Oh, Mao! What a great adventure you had. I think I would be scairt to take the train all by myself. Did you and Kismet have any sellree?
Were you asked to leave because you bomited? I think when you are visiting your friends house, you are not supposed to bomit on the carpet. So that might be it.
we were just reading all about your adventures on the lam - looks like you're having a great time, though we'd be scared of the eff trayne too. we don't much care for loud noises. if you head back out in this direction, we'll be glad to show you around Hollywood. maybe you could get a part in a movie too, then it wouldn't matter at all about your criminal record. movie stars can do whatever they want.
Oh no, yoo rode da eff trayne UNNER DA GROWND?!? I can't beleeve yoo were axt ta leeve. We blow chunks on da carpet alla time and mom's neffur axt us ta leeve. So, where ya hedded next? Maybe yoo shood go to Jamestown and see if da Queen will interseed fur ya and getcha a pardon!
Brooklyn sounds like fun. It stinks that you got throwed out, though. Kismet really is a big man cat.
Love,
Tazo
Wow! Another great adventure! That train was scarey!
(whispering)
deer mao,
if u get da chance to go to boston to vizit mu shue an LL ... u should go to da swan boatz! you would luv it!
luv--yer grate frend--jh
Thanks for coming over, MAO!!! It was SO GREAT to hang out with another man cat. I'm sorry that my Person gotted mad about the blowing of the chunks. Of COURSE after that Sophie just ate all of the chunks anyway so there wasn't even anything to be mad about. I hope you had fun in the jungle and I am VERY PROUD that you braved the eff trayn!! It is a very loud beast.
wow, that's cool you got to break down doors and go on a train and visit a good furriend!! if only mommy would let me outside....
;)
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