The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".
Sum of yoo were wundering whut spotted dick was. Heer's the deffynishun. The Food Lady likes to wrap up cans of it and give it as Krissmiss prezints to peepul hoo don't know whut it is. The qween had a can in her handbag becuz she wuzn't shur she cood git it in owr countrey. Heer's ware yoo can reed abowt why they call it that.Labels: spotted dick
My name is Mao. My full name is Maobert, but I go by Mao. Except when I git in trubble. Sometimes I'm called Maobert Schnickles, which I think is stoopid. I'm dignified. I'm a Simeze cat. I'm lowd. I have a little bruther named Skeezix hoo is the bane of my existence. I call him the wite rat because he looks like a big-eared lab rat. He duz undignified things with me. Sumtimes I get trapped in garages. I like Pitr Pats. I know lots of tricks like shake, high five, sit, git in the box.
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9 Comments:
I'm glad you had such a good time with the Queen. Thanks for the information on spotted dick. I knew it was some kind of pudding, but now I know a lot more.
First of all, da name is kinda scary...but then it says sponge pudding. We have tasted da kitchen sponge before, and it was not furry good. We will not be purchasing this product any time soon.
Well, I like desserts. But I do not think I would order that, because I am not allowed to say that word.
ohhhhhh ... dat spotted dick.
thank u fer clarifyin.
luv--yer frend--jh
Um, glad yoo cleared dat up. We were haffing bad thots about da spotted dick thing. Sooo, did yoo ask Her Majesty to see about getting yoo a pardon?
Lucky you meeting the Queen!! Of course, she should have been grateful to meet you as you are a royal meezer like all meezers, even if you are somewhat of a criminal!
My humans love spotted dick lol especially with custard!xx
Well thanks for clearing up the name of that pudding. But, ewwww, just ewwww!
We are still not convinced that we would like this...Not enough mind over matter for this food.
Hey, Mao:
You in Santa Barbara lately?
http://themorningscratch.blogspot.com/
- The Morning Scratch human
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