Tabby Tummy Toozday

That psyko stray cat Tripper was so ixsited abowt being on the innernet for Man Cat Munday that he badjerd and badjerd me to put up a pikchur for Tabby Tummy Toozday. Normully, I woodn't cave to the preshur, but he's way bigger than me, and he did let me sniff his butt. It smelld intristing. Way better than the wite rat's.

Tabby Tummy Toozday

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Meezer Munday

Since owr frend Rosie posted a peepul catbox foto last week, I deesided I'd do the same for Meezer Munday this week. This is a way old foto of me and my bruther Joonyer.

Meezer Munday

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They're Bak

The peepul came bak. Me and Rocky were abul to kunvinse the wite rat to blow chunks to show them how mad we were that they left, but that doofus just wint and bloo chunks IN THE CATBOX, not like in the zipper boxes or on thare cherch clothes or sumplace ware it wood make an effektiv messije. So me and Rocky had to follow up by peeing evryware.

They're Bak

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They're not bak, yet.

The wite rat duz not seem to comprehend the gravitey of the sichuwayshun. And Rocky's all wakked owt on nip, so he's no help. But I'm shur the peepul are not coming bak, espeshully becuz the old lady came tonite to feed us. She duz a krappy job of feeding us: she never chops it up into bite-size peeses, and she NEVER givs us treets, or talks to us. And she only feeds us win the peepul are GON!!!!! She woodn't let me eskape owtside. And all the wite rat can think abowt is gitting ole fat Rocky owt of his stoopid tunnel box. Is it too late to blow chunks as Kismet sugjestid?

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I think the next few daze are going to be reely krappy.

This morning, the peepul got owt thare big boxes with the zippers, and they put all thare clothes inside. Always a bad sine. I sat on evrything, but it did not perswade them put thare clothes bak in the small clothes rooms. The wite rat was klooliss abowt whut was going on. That is, until the peepul left, and the food guy wint, too. Then the wite rat bot a tikkit on the kloo trane and wundered how he wuz going to not freeze to deth withowt the man thare to rap him in the lektrik blankit. The food man uzhully stays home during the day so that he can feed us and talk to us and poke the buttons on that tray in frunt of the compyooter and talk on the fone. But this morning he left with the lady in her bloo masheen.

I did sum investigayting. Thare was a paper on thare desk that sed thank yoo for rezerving Room 1 at the Mowntin Home In. I know whut an in is. It's ware peepul go after they've abandund thare starving cats. I did sum more investigayting. In the bathroom, the hot blowy masheen and the metal sausage that the lady uses on her hed fur was gone. The stiks they put in thare mouths evry morning and nite: gone. The wite rat did NOT help me with the investigayting becuz he's too bizzy yappin at Rocky to make him leeve the stoopid tunnel box and wining abowt how he's going to freeze withowt the man thare to keep him warm in a blankit. As yoo can tell, it's bin a reely stressful morning.

And I have to make a plan. If that old ladey comes over to feed us owr food, I'm gonna make a brake for it and run away and clime on a roof until sumwun comes and gits me.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/01/i-think-next-few-daze-are-going-to-be.html

MEEZER MUNDAY

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One of the wite rat's frends, Honey P Sunshine, reported the following to the Vishus Deer Nayberhood Watch Groop: it is (brace yerselfs) a myootunt creechur hoo is half vishus deer/half Skeezix!!! Yes, yoo must see it to beeleeve it, so go heer for more informayshun and the videeyo!

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/01/one-of-wite-rats-frends-honey-p.html

The Sissy Pink Robe awkshun is over, and the high bidder for the Pink Boodwahr robe was Merlin of the Poi Rats 'n' Cats with a $150 bid.

UPDATE: $900 was sent! The Food Lady donated enuf munneys to rownd it up to an even number, and thank yoo, Food Lady for donating the PayPal fees so that 100% of the munneys that were donaytid wint to Brandi's Mom.

If yoo still wunt to donayte, yoo can do so at any time at the Cat Frends Helping Frends site. Klik heer to donate to Brandi's Mom.

For thoze hoo have donaytid, thank yoo for yer jenerosity. I'll post a list of names soon. If yoo were one of the ferst 8 hoo donaytid $30 or more, we will be sending yoo yer can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt (TM). It'll be a day or two beefore thare sent owt becuz we had to order a noo bunch of cans to put it in, and we'll be gitting thoze beefore the end of the week.

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For thoze of yoo hoo don't know, Brandi's mom's unemploymint money AND helth inshurunce has run owt, and they are facing a vary desprit sichoowayshun. We don't wunt sumthing bad to happen to Brandi, so we're razing munney to help. Yoo can reed Brandi's blog for more info on thare sichoowayshun.

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/01/even-tho-my-awkshun-is-over-yoo-can.html

FUND-RAZING AUCTION HAS ENDED!!!!

HIGH BID: $150 frum Merlin and the Poiland Tribe!

Donayshuns still being aksepted --- see deetales below on whut yoo can git with yer donayshun!

UPDATE! Bidding too high for yoo? Yoo can still pledge a donayshun in the comments feeld, and I'll send yoo the Paypal info. The ferst five donayshuns of $30 or more will git a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt (not sold in stores). Anywun hoo pledges $100 or more will git a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt and thare choice of eether a Skeezix the Cat 2007 Wall Kalinder or a majik morfing Skeezix mug.

UPDATE! The wite rat will donate a majik morfing Skeezix Mug to the high bidder!

So, the high bidder gits the following:

• Sissy Pink Robe with Kismet, Mao and Rocky's smell on it
• A can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
• A majik morfing Skeezix mug
• An awtografft pikchur of my boodwahr shot

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Most of yoo know that Brandi's mom's unemploymint runs owt this munth: and after that, NUTHING! Things are vary scary for them. So, as promist, I am going to auction off my sissy pink satin boodwahr robe and give the proseeds to Brandi's mom. This is the vary same fame-us robe that I pozed in for a challinge, and then Kismet pozed in for a challinge. This byootiful robe is a medium size, and IT HAS BOTH MY SMELL and KISMET'S SMELL on it, Ladeez!!!!

And me and Rocky have agreed to donate a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt to the highest bidder!

The robe is pink satin with a comfy terry lining and it's trimmed in furry stuff. It has a modesty tie arownd the waste. Yoo can reed all the deetales of this robe by klikking heer.

TERMS OF THE AUCTION:

• Bids will be aksepted ONLY in the comments feeld of this post.
• Bids will be aksepted until midnite PST on JANUARY 15th.
• Minimum bid: $10
• Payment will only be aksepted by Paypal, since time is of the essinse.

HOW TO BID:

• Enter yer bid in the comments for this post. MAKE SURE YOO ADD A LINK TO YER BLOG or CATSTER ID, or provide sum way for me to kontakt yoo at the end of the auction.
• Yoo can bid as many times as yoo like.
• If yoo are the winning bidder, yoo must pay up within 24 howrs of the end of the auction.
• If yoo don't pay up within 24 howrs, the 2nd place bidder wins the auction.

The money razed will be sent via USPS overnite to Brandi's mom.

If yoo don't wunt to wate until the end of the auction to help owt Brandi's mom, yoo can help owt heer.

PS: I still have to send owt my sined fotos to the cats hoo challinged me. I'm sorry I'm late -- Krissmiss got in the way!

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MEEZER MONDAY

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MEEZER MUNDAY

This is me and the wite rat in the wite rat's heeted cat cup. Uzully I don't sleep in it, but win it's reely kold, all bets are off!

More Meezers:

>> Latte
>> Kimo
>> Cheysuli
>> Junior Babee
>> CrazyMeezer.com.au (ware EVRY day is Meezer Munday!)

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Heer's my Frootbat Friday foto for today. It's one of the wite rats frends. His name is Buda. He livs in Meksiko. If yer on Catster, yoo can have him as a frend. He has the biggist eers I've ever seen.

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