Bonnie's Meme

A) Four places I have lived:
Alameeduh (ware I was born at the krazy cat ladeez howse)
Oakland
Sawsaleeto
Castro Valley

B) Four things I love to watch:
Star Trek
PBS
The Food Lady's armpit
The Food Lady's Bloo Masheen pulling up to the kerb win she gits dun hunting at nite

C) Four places I have been outside my home:
Nayber's garages
Nayber's roofs
The torcher place with the cold shiny tabuls
The forest beehind ware we live

D) Four websites I visit daily:
Kaze's Blog
Latte's Blog
Sammy & Miles' Blog
Crazy Meezers' Blog

E) Four of my favorite foods:
Temptayshuns
Toona
Fansy Feest grilled beef in gravy (the gravy part is importunt)
Topini

F) Four places I would rather be right now:
In my heetid cat cup
Anyware the wite rat is not
On top of the compyooter teevee
In the Food Lady's armpit

G) Four toys I have owned and played with:
My ranebow wand.
The catnip hart that Kaze gave me.
Sparkle balls (I kill them, then give them a bath, then put them in the fud dish.)
WhirlyBird

H) Four nicknames my staff have tried to assign me:
Maoweenie
Maobert
Mao-y
Maobert Schnickles

I) Regarding Catnip:
LOVE IT

J) Regarding Cat Grass:
IT'S LAME

K) First four things I'd buy after winning the lottery:
Sumware else for the wite rat to live
Ham and Bacon
More Whirlybird refill berdies
Better servunts

L) Four things I do besides eat, sleep, and litterbox:
Think abowt Kaze
Dreem abowt Kaze
Tell the wite rat to leeve me alone
Vizit Kaze's blog

M) Four things I want to do this summer:
Go to Rivertun Noo Jerzey and vizit Kaze.
Git up on the nayburs' roofs
Lern how to klime trees using the patented Jeter method
Attend Day Camp. I'd like to lern how to make sum lanyards so I can tie up the wite rat win he bugs me.

N) My four most prized possessions that have limited value to anyone else:
My ranebow wand
My sparkul balls
My Hugh Hefner babe magnit robe
The patent for Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt

O) What I’m going to do before tomorrow is over:
Sleep 23 howrs
Think abowt how to finish the web site for Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
Tell the wite rat to leeve me alone abowt a sqwillion times
Wate in the frunt yard in the poring rane for the Food Lady to git home frum hunting

P) Which of the following is your favorite place to hide and play?
Paper bags
Plastic bags
Boxes
Anser: Paper bags

Q) Four other "pets" your staff have kept with you:
Skeeze
Perl
My bizniss partner, Rocky the Gutter Cat
My best frend EVER, my baby bruther Joonyer

Bonnie's Meme

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/bonnies-meme.html

Meezer Munday

Maybe this shood have bin a Freeky Friday, since the wite rat looks so freeky with his stoopid pink toenales. Notiss the nice line of his tale. I think thare are parts of us tuching that shoodn't be tuching.

Meezer Munday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/meezer-munday_26.html

Formerly Ferul Friday

That psyko stray cat Tripper has bin pestering us to put up his pikcher for Formerly Ferul Friday. So heer it is. As yoo can see, Trip is not a dignifide cat.

Formerly Ferul Friday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/formerly-ferul-friday.html

Gess my 200th Post Kontest

Gess the date/time of my 200th post, and win a Whirlybird Toy (or reeplacement birdies) and a catnip hart frum Simeeze reskyoo and a copy of "We are the Kitties".

HOW TO ENTER:

1. Leeve yer gess with the DATE and TIME (PST) in the comments feeld of this post.
2. ONLY CATS can enter.
3. Yoo must have a blog or a Catster ID to enter. If yoo don't have a blog, provide a link to yer catster profile with yer gess.
4. Up to four cats in any howsehold can enter.
5. Dedline for gesses: 11:59pm on Friday, 2/23.

GRAND PRIZE:

• WhirlyBird Cat Toy (If yoo alreddy have a WhirlyBird, will substitute the same value of replacement berdies) and
• A catnip hart frum Simeeze Reskyoo. (The most potent catnip toy EVER) and
• A copy of "We are the Kitties."

Gess my 200th Post Kontest

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/gess-my-200th-post-kontest.html

Meezer Munday

Kimo (Hooze having an identity crisis) woodn't let me git by withowt a Meezer Munday foto, so heer's one frum the archive -- me and Joonyer and the food dude, watchin' teevee. The food dood is owr cat cowch.

Meezer Munday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/meezer-munday_19.html

Man Cat Munday

Heer's Tripper's contribyooshun to Man Cat Munday. Yoo can git an idea of how ginormous his biseps are in this foto. Not that I, like, chek him owt or anything. I think he takes stare-oids. Wich is probly whut makes him psyko. I keep wayting for his name to come up in that BALCO investigayshun.

Man Cat Munday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/man-cat-munday.html

I got stuk in the tree

Last nite, I got stuk in one of the trees in the frunt yard. It was vary vary hi. And I'm not ashaymd to admit it was a littul skary. Evry time I got a littul more skared, I klimed a littul higher. When the ladey came owt of the howse calling for me, I yeld, "I'm heer! I'm heer!" And she talked to me, and then she wint bak in the howse. I thot she was going to leeve me thare, so I yeld lowder, "Help me git down! Help me git down!" She came owt of the howse with the man and one of thoze orange boxes with the giant lite on the end. She shined the lite in my eyes and I didn't like that. Then the man wint behind the howse by ware the kayak livs and he got that tall silver thing that helps him klime trees. He needs help becuz he duzn't have long sharp klawz like me. He put it aginst the tree, and he did sumthing that made it git taller, and it kept going up and going up and going up until it reeched me. And then he got on it, and food lady held it down tite on the grownd, and he klimed the silver thing to ware I was. But the silver thing didn't reech qwite all the way up to me becuz I was like five miles frum the grownd, so the man sed, "C'meer, Mao, git on my sholder." And I carefully walked on the tree to git to ware he was. It was tuch and go becuz sumtimes win I took a step, thare was no tree thare, just air. YIKES! But I made it to ware he was and I klimed on his sholder and he wint bak down the silver thing and we got on the grownd. The food dood told me, "Mao, don't klime trees, don't git stuk in garages and don't git stuk on roofs." It was an advenchur and I livd to tell the tale.

I got stuk in the tree

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/i-got-stuk-in-tree.html

Deer Kaze......

Yoo make my hart sing, Kaze, win I reed yer dailey blog
Yer gorjus but I'd like yoo even if yoo were a dawg.
I take naps in owr Poang chare, knowing yoo mite be in yers.
Thinking of yer long lithe body chokes my throte with lots of purrs.
We share the same addikshuns --- like the sparkle balls we crave
and we both love ear massages like the ones yer Gramma gave.
Now I know I'm neering geezerhood, but Kaze, rest ashurd
I'm yung at hart and reely good at playing Whirlybird(r).
I respekt yoo just enuf that I won't tell yoo of my urjes
But hope that in this valentine my love for yoo emerges.
I'm not too good with sizzers, so the heart may lak perfekshun
But I hope that yoo can see that it was made with much affekshun.
Please, Kaze, if yoo'll say yer mine, yoo'll make my old hart sing
Yoo'll be my royal princess and I'll buy yoo lots of bling.

Yer hopeful Valentine,

Maobert Schnickles

Deer Kaze......

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/deer-kaze.html

Meezer Munday

Meezer Munday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/meezer-munday_12.html

Man Cat Meezer Munday

Man Cat Meezer Munday

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/meezer-munday.html

Thursday Thirteen

13 things I'm looking for in a Valentine:

1. Baby bloo eyes
2. A long, lithe body (yes, I'm sooperfishul that way)
3. Toe-sukker, just like me
4. Big ears (the wite rat sez it's the sine of a good lissener)
5. Likes sparkle balls (so we can play together)
6. Good at playing fetch
7. Has a cumfterbul IKEA Poang Chare, just like me, so win I go to her howse I know I can be cumfterbul sitting on sumthing that's familyer to me.
8. Likes to snuggle (so I can stay warm)
9. Talkative
10. Understands the importinse of routines
11. Hates going owtside, so I can be outside alone doin my manly owtside cat stuff
12. Hates clozed doors. I hate 'em, and my gerl cat shood hate 'em too, cuz if she clozes the doors thare will be trubbul!
13. She has to be entrepunoorial. Like, maybe, has a CafePress store or sumthing.

Thursday Thirteen

http://www.skeezixthecat.com/maosMews/2007/02/thursday-thirteen.html