Keep owr pets safe Day

Keep owr pets safe Day

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Next Stop: Motor City

Yoo can biggify this pikcher to see me with my frends Tazo and Earl Grey beefore we wint in to see a Deetroit Tigers game. I can't tell yoo HOW MUCH FUN life on the lam is. I had to help brake owt T and EG frum thare howse to go to the game becuz thare ladey sez "better inside and fat than owtside and flat" wich is just abowt the stoopidist thing I ever herd. But then, I got the Feds after me and I'm livving life on the edje. Anyway, my buds were VARY HAPPY to git owt of the prizzin that they call home withowt having to ware the stoopid harniss and leesh, and so we had a reely grate time woopin it up. We got to ride a mary-go-rownd and a ferris weel. The mary go rownd had tigers insted of horses -- that's my kind of mary-go-rownd! Win we got dun, we hanged owt at the Cigar bar. (But I was disappointed. They wern't catnip cigars like I'm used to.) Thare was even a tiger on the skorebord -- yes, thare were cats EVRYWARE! Heer's the skorebord:

As my good frend Jeter Harris wood say, "Life is grate."

Next Stop: Motor City

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My ferst trip to Wal*Mart

Don't tell the food ladey, but I wint to Wal*Mart today. My next stop was going to be Joplin, but my frend Parker convinst me to swing over to Kanzuz City insted. Parker was a lot of fun to hang owt with. (No Kaze, we didn't hang owt in "that way." Parker and me are just "good frends.") I deesided I needed sum noo "on the lam clothes" in case the Feds are on to me. So Parker sugjested Wal*mart becuz yoo can git anything thare, and the Kanzuz City Royals maskot was going to be sining awtograffs and she wunted one. But win we got thare, she was kinda a little scairt of the maskot, so I wint up to git the awtograff wile she wated bak on a bench in the I-kare sekshun. (If yoo biggify the pikcher, yoo can see her bak thare.) After Wal*Mart we wint and got sum barbykyoo. Man, was it ever good! Thanks for a grate time, Parker! I think she mite be reelayted to Bonnie Parker of Bonnie and Clyde, btw!

My ferst trip to Wal*Mart

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Lots of red berdies heer...

Today, I hedded sowth to Saynt Looey. I got to play this time, but no hits -- I just drew a wok.

Lots of red berdies heer...

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On the rode agin....

Well, the last place that I was stayin' didn't werk owt too well. That guy with the wite thingies in his hare just woodn't shut up. Yap yap yap yap yap. So I sed bye to Sylvio and T and hedded west. Heer I am, enjoying a game at Wrigley Feeld, wich is THE BEST BALLPARK IN THE WERLD. I sat in the bleechers, cuz that's ware the REEL FANS sit. I had a Polish and an Old Stile. Whut a way to spend an afternoon.

On the rode agin....

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Meezer Munday: Life at Da Bing

I've met sum intristing peepul wile I've bin on the lam. Heer I am with my noo adopted famly. That's me down in the left korner. (Yoo can biggify.) I hang owt at a place called "Da Bing" during the day, and thare are nice ladeez hoo pet me a lot and APPRESHEEATE me thare. My frend Silvio (hoo is frends wit' da Boss, BTW) lets me stay at his howse at nite. Dat's Silvio, there, pettin' me. Evrybuddy heer gives me a lot of helpful tips abowt whut to do wile I'm on the lam. A cuppul of times a week I get to go with da boys down to Satriale's Pork Store and eet as much pork as I like. Life on da lam is good.

Meezer Munday: Life at Da Bing

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Can't say ware I am, but....

Just wunted to let yoo all know I'm alive and well. I can't be too spesifik abowt ware I am, but I am enjoying qwality time with my good frends, Mocha and Kami. We're just hangin owt gitting cat hare on the fernicher just like I do at home. Gotta go... the Feds mite be trakking my IP adress or sumthing...

Can't say ware I am, but....

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On the Lamb

I don't see any sheep, but suppozedly, I'm on the lamb. My bud Rocky told me I shood ware a disgize, so this is whut we came up with.

Do yoo think this will fool the Feds?

On the Lamb

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Prizzin Brake!

I got broke owt of prizzin today by the Pink Ladies. Speshul thanks to Kaze and Daisy. They were vary deetermind and well-orginized. Heer's a pikcher of them casing the joint.

Many thanks to Daphne, Grr, Midnight, Emily, Abbie, the Meezer Gang, (and Caesar and Prinnie hoo provided the alibi) for braking me owt. I'm on the lamb now. I can't say ware I am, but thare's an Ikea Poang chare and a Millie bed heer and a long lithe Pink Lady to keep me companny.

Prizzin Brake!

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Wordless Wednesday

Wordless Wednesday

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ASPCA DAY: Go Orange for Animals!

I'm bak waring my loo-ow shert today to raze awareniss for ASPCA's Go Oranje for Animuls Day.

KLIK HEER TO FIND OWT MORE!

ASPCA DAY: Go Orange for Animals!

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Thank yoo Lilly Lu!!!!

It was a good day at the male box. The man in the bloo shorts brot a pakije frum Lilly Lu that didn't just say "Skeezix the Cat" on it..... it also sed "& Rock & Mao too" --- so don't git all uppity Sadie and DMM, becuz owr names wuz on this pakije. And it was FULLL of grate stuff! Well, thare was a sissy pink bunny for the wite rat, but a lot of baseball stuff for me and Rocky .... heer's a pikcher of me impersunating the wite rat at a Bosox game! Whaddya think? We got uniforms an evrything!

Thank yoo Lilly Lu and Iris and Mu Shue!!!!! Oh, yeah, we'll make shur the wite rat gits his littul bunny!

Thank yoo Lilly Lu!!!!

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Meezer Munday

Meezer Munday

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Happy Passover!

Yoo can klik heer to send it as an ecard.

Happy Passover!

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Meezer Munday

Ha ha ha. Kimo and Sabi sent the wite rat sumthing in the male and I interseptid it. It was a Giants cap for Opening Day!!!!! Skeez is a sissy hoo duzn't know anything abowt baseball, but me and Rocky are big fans. So we deezerve the cap more. So we took it. Like the wite rat wood even notiss. Beesides, it woodn't ever fit on his skinny hed, and it fits me like a gluv! Isn't it grate? It even has holes for my eers to stik owt of. And the best part is, it will match my Hah-why-un shert (see beelow) reely good. Thank yoo Sabi! Thank yoo Kimo!!!! Yoo guys are the best!!!!!

Meezer Munday

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