Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

The Sissy Pink Robe awkshun is over, and the high bidder for the Pink Boodwahr robe was Merlin of the Poi Rats 'n' Cats with a $150 bid.

UPDATE: $900 was sent! The Food Lady donated enuf munneys to rownd it up to an even number, and thank yoo, Food Lady for donating the PayPal fees so that 100% of the munneys that were donaytid wint to Brandi's Mom.

If yoo still wunt to donayte, yoo can do so at any time at the Cat Frends Helping Frends site. Klik heer to donate to Brandi's Mom.

For thoze hoo have donaytid, thank yoo for yer jenerosity. I'll post a list of names soon. If yoo were one of the ferst 8 hoo donaytid $30 or more, we will be sending yoo yer can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt (TM). It'll be a day or two beefore thare sent owt becuz we had to order a noo bunch of cans to put it in, and we'll be gitting thoze beefore the end of the week.

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For thoze of yoo hoo don't know, Brandi's mom's unemploymint money AND helth inshurunce has run owt, and they are facing a vary desprit sichoowayshun. We don't wunt sumthing bad to happen to Brandi, so we're razing munney to help. Yoo can reed Brandi's blog for more info on thare sichoowayshun.

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Monday, January 15, 2007

FUND-RAZING AUCTION HAS ENDED!!!!

HIGH BID: $150 frum Merlin and the Poiland Tribe!
Donayshuns still being aksepted --- see deetales below on whut yoo can git with yer donayshun!

UPDATE! Bidding too high for yoo? Yoo can still pledge a donayshun in the comments feeld, and I'll send yoo the Paypal info. The ferst five donayshuns of $30 or more will git a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt (not sold in stores). Anywun hoo pledges $100 or more will git a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt and thare choice of eether a Skeezix the Cat 2007 Wall Kalinder or a majik morfing Skeezix mug.

UPDATE! The wite rat will donate a majik morfing Skeezix Mug to the high bidder!

So, the high bidder gits the following:

  • Sissy Pink Robe with Kismet, Mao and Rocky's smell on it
  • A can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt
  • A majik morfing Skeezix mug
  • An awtografft pikchur of my boodwahr shot

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Most of yoo know that Brandi's mom's unemploymint runs owt this munth: and after that, NUTHING! Things are vary scary for them. So, as promist, I am going to auction off my sissy pink satin boodwahr robe and give the proseeds to Brandi's mom. This is the vary same fame-us robe that I pozed in for a challinge, and then Kismet pozed in for a challinge. This byootiful robe is a medium size, and IT HAS BOTH MY SMELL and KISMET'S SMELL on it, Ladeez!!!!

And me and Rocky have agreed to donate a can of Mao & Rocky's Vishus Deer Repelunt to the highest bidder!

The robe is pink satin with a comfy terry lining and it's trimmed in furry stuff. It has a modesty tie arownd the waste. Yoo can reed all the deetales of this robe by klikking heer.

TERMS OF THE AUCTION:

  • Bids will be aksepted ONLY in the comments feeld of this post.
  • Bids will be aksepted until midnite PST on JANUARY 15th.
  • Minimum bid: $10
  • Payment will only be aksepted by Paypal, since time is of the essinse.

HOW TO BID:

  • Enter yer bid in the comments for this post. MAKE SURE YOO ADD A LINK TO YER BLOG or CATSTER ID, or provide sum way for me to kontakt yoo at the end of the auction.
  • Yoo can bid as many times as yoo like.
  • If yoo are the winning bidder, yoo must pay up within 24 howrs of the end of the auction.
  • If yoo don't pay up within 24 howrs, the 2nd place bidder wins the auction.

The money razed will be sent via USPS overnite to Brandi's mom.

If yoo don't wunt to wate until the end of the auction to help owt Brandi's mom, yoo can help owt heer.

PS: I still have to send owt my sined fotos to the cats hoo challinged me. I'm sorry I'm late -- Krissmiss got in the way!

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Wednesday, December 06, 2006

CHALLINJE UPDATE

I have purchist anuther froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe to ware for the challinje. I pade a bunch extra so that the man in the bloo shorts wood drive reel fast to git it heer sooner. So it shood be heer in a few days and I'll have the food ladey take the boodwahr foto then.

But sinse I pade all that munney for a froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe that I'll only ware wunse, I was trying to figyur owt whut to do with it wunse the pikchur is taken. Then it occurd to me: Skeezy's frend Kismet wood look GRATE waring that froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe. So, I have challenjd Kismet to poze for a foto in it.

If he aksepts the challinge, I will ship him the stoopid froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe and he can have his pikchur taken in it (if the camra he peed on is fixed by then). If he has the foto taken, I will donayte the following:
  • $20 to kittykind.org (or the animul reskyoo groop of Kismet's choozing)
  • $10 to Brandi's mom
  • $10 to Oreo's mom
  • $10 to Libby Marie for vet bills.

I offishully throw down the gawntlitt to yoo, Kismet. It takes a BIG big man cat to ware a stoopid froofy sissy pink satin bathrobe!

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