Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Tuesday, November 28, 2006

So Rocky is bak home. He shode up with an Andorian antena implant, but he can't wiggul them the way Andorians do. Boy, he hogged ALL the attenshun last nite. AND he slept in the peepul bed AND the wite rat slept in the peepul bed, too, wich ment I didn't git my choice of primo spots. Wich all ment that I got NO ATTENSHUN AT ALL. Wich is rong in so many ways, sinse I'm the King Kat in my domane. And sinse they had to pay anuther $500 to make Rocky better and have antlers put on him, that's gonna kut into the cat treet fund, I just know it. Did I menshun my life suks?

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