Mao's Mews

The Further Adventures of Maobert Nichols, a cranky, middle-aged Siamese Cat who is tormented by his younger brother, Skeezix the Cat whom he refers to as "the wite rat".

Thursday, February 01, 2007

Thursday Thirteen

13 things I'm looking for in a Valentine:
  1. Baby bloo eyes
  2. A long, lithe body (yes, I'm sooperfishul that way)
  3. Toe-sukker, just like me
  4. Big ears (the wite rat sez it's the sine of a good lissener)
  5. Likes sparkle balls (so we can play together)
  6. Good at playing fetch
  7. Has a cumfterbul IKEA Poang Chare, just like me, so win I go to her howse I know I can be cumfterbul sitting on sumthing that's familyer to me.
  8. Likes to snuggle (so I can stay warm)
  9. Talkative
  10. Understands the importinse of routines
  11. Hates going owtside, so I can be outside alone doin my manly owtside cat stuff
  12. Hates clozed doors. I hate 'em, and my gerl cat shood hate 'em too, cuz if she clozes the doors thare will be trubbul!
  13. She has to be entrepunoorial. Like, maybe, has a CafePress store or sumthing.

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