Thursday Thirteen
13 things I'm looking for in a Valentine:
- Baby bloo eyes
- A long, lithe body (yes, I'm sooperfishul that way)
- Toe-sukker, just like me
- Big ears (the wite rat sez it's the sine of a good lissener)
- Likes sparkle balls (so we can play together)
- Good at playing fetch
- Has a cumfterbul IKEA Poang Chare, just like me, so win I go to her howse I know I can be cumfterbul sitting on sumthing that's familyer to me.
- Likes to snuggle (so I can stay warm)
- Talkative
- Understands the importinse of routines
- Hates going owtside, so I can be outside alone doin my manly owtside cat stuff
- Hates clozed doors. I hate 'em, and my gerl cat shood hate 'em too, cuz if she clozes the doors thare will be trubbul!
- She has to be entrepunoorial. Like, maybe, has a CafePress store or sumthing.
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